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(WWSB ABC 7)   Woman says she found bird skull in bag of frozen spinach; store feels proper compensation is a full refund of her $1.79   ( divider line
    More: Florida, A Sarasota, Publix, executive compensation, customer service  
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2873 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jan 2014 at 7:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-09 07:22:35 AM  
6 votes:
I've heard of "Bird's Eye" brand vegetables, but this is ridiculous.
2014-01-09 07:17:40 AM  
5 votes:
In the morning,
Laughing happy bird heads,
In the evening,
Garnishing the salad!

Bird heads, bird heads,
Rolly-polly bird heads,
Bird heads, bird heads,
Eat them up, yum!
2014-01-09 07:19:41 AM  
4 votes:
FTA: "I will probably need therapy because that little thing is going to haunt me," she said.

Wait, what does her marriage issues have to do with this?
2014-01-09 07:18:44 AM  
3 votes:
Little canary in the outlet by the lightswitch
who watches over you
There's a little bird head in your spinach
2014-01-09 08:22:49 AM  
2 votes:
I know, it's so disgusting.  Reminds me of the time I found a bird leg in a bag of frozen chicken I got from Walmart.  I wish I had had the presence of mind to take it back for a refund or sue, but instead I was so traumatized that all I could do was to throw the bag away.
2014-01-09 08:09:53 AM  
2 votes:
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/just because it makes me smile
2014-01-09 08:07:12 AM  
2 votes:
Was it Bird's Eye frozen spinach, by chance?
2014-01-09 07:45:04 AM  
2 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: If she didn't eat it, she can have the same product again, at no cost.

It would be hilarious if they gave her a replacement bag of spinach, and she opened it up to find the rest of the bird's body in that bag...
2014-01-09 09:47:04 AM  
1 vote:
Publix saw a birdy in the snow
its wing was broke
it could not go.
they lured it to them with some bread
then they smasked its f*cking head.

and so it goes.
2014-01-09 09:15:34 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, and if you think a bird head is disturbing, how about a whole baby bird?

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2014-01-09 08:35:05 AM  
1 vote:
no harm, no fowl

// biatch gets nothing.
2014-01-09 07:44:48 AM  
1 vote:
I thought that everybody like a little head.
2014-01-09 07:21:02 AM  
1 vote:
A smarter move for the business owner would be to at least give her an in-store gift certificate for $50 or $100.  Sure, it's not the store owner's fault -- nor should he admit any fault -- but the gift would help counteract the negative conditioning against shopping at his store that the customer experienced as a result of this incident.  It would be in the store owner's own best interest to do a little more than just refund the cost of the salad.
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