TyrantII: ...And they'll taste like shiat, like those Honeycrisp and other assorted brand that taste more like plastic than an apple.
jakomo002: Because God forbid you have to eat a non-sliced apple. A whole apple with your teeth, tearing into it like a caveman.
some_beer_drinker: here is a short list of things Canadians invented or improved. your welcome.Insulin, Treatment for Diabetes [1921, Frederick Banting, Charles Best]Telephone [1876, Alexander Graham Bell]Light Bulb [1874, Henry Woodward, Mathew Evans]Five Pin Bowling [1908, Thomas F. Ryan]Wonderbra [1964, Louise Poirier]Pacemaker [1950, John Hopps, Wilfred Bigelow, John Callaghan]Robertson Screw, 1908 [Peter Robertson]Zipper [1913, Gideon Sundback]Electric Wheelchair [1952, George Klein]Poutine [1957, Fernand Lachance]Cobalt-60 "Bomb" Cancer Treatment [1951, Harold Johns]Java Programming Language [1994, James Arthur Gosling]Bloody Caesar [1969, Walter Chell]Canadarm [1975, Spar Aerospace/NRC]Standard time [1878, Sir Sandford Fleming]Electron Microscope [1939, James Hillier, Albert Prebus]Ski-Doo [1922, Armand Bombardier]BlackBerry [1999, Mike Lazaridis]Radio Voice Transmission [1900, Reginald Fessenden]Birchbark Canoe [First Peoples]Basketball [1892, James Naismith]Retractable Beer Carton Handle [1957, Steve Pasjack]UV Degradable Plastics [1971, James Guillet]Instant Replay [1955, CBC's Hockey Night in Canada]Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]Marquis Wheat [1908, Sir Charles Saunders]Pablum [1930, Alan Brown, Theodore Drake, Frederick Tisdall]Lacrosse [First Peoples]Electric Oven [1892, Thomas Ahearn]Steam Fog Horn [1853, Robert Foulis]Walkie-Talkie [1942, Donald L. Hings]Alkaline Long-Lasting Battery [1959, Lewis Urry]Paint roller [1940, Norman Breakey]Electronic Music Synthesizer [1945, Hugh Le Caine]WeeVac 6 [1990, Wendy Murphy]Green Garbage Bag [1950, Harry Wasylyk, Larry Hansen, Frank Plomp]Snowblower [1925, Arthur Sicard]Self-propelled Combine Harvester [1937, Thomas Carroll]Instant Mashed Potatoes [1962, Edward Asselbergs]Explosives Vapour Detector [1985, Lorne Elias]Marine Screw Propeller [1833, John Patch]Plexiglas [1931, William Chalmers]Key Frame Animation [1969, Nestor Burtnyk, Marcelli Wein]CPR Mannequin: "ACTAR 911" [1989, ...
meat0918: While I applaud the novelty, why not improve the nutrition content for once?Oh yeah, $$$$$ is in making the food shelf stable, not nutritious.
fusillade762: How hard is it to buy a whole apple and cut it yourself? Damn, people are lazy.
gadian: But does it still taste like an apple? A real apple?
AcneVulgaris: You know what? Just buy a farking apple for farksakes, and bite chunks off with your farking teeth.I have seen the future, and it is pussified.
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