shanrick: The cost savings "can be huge," he says. "Right now, to make fresh-cut apple slices and put them in the bag, 35 or 40 percent of the cost is the antioxident treatment. So you could make a fresh-cut apple slice 30 percent cheaper."So why will they cost four times as much?
cameroncrazy1984: DAMN YOU MONSANT...oh.
maddermaxx: Never brown subby? Not even when you eat them? That could make for some weird looking poop.
AcneVulgaris: You know what? Just buy a farking apple for farksakes, and bite chunks off with your farking teeth.I have seen the future, and it is pussified.
Mister Peejay: Smeggy Smurf:clearly you've never pooped neon green/too much pistachio ice cream at once make it day-gloNow there's an awesome science experiment for some kid's project.How much are we talking? Half gallon? Full gallon? I have put away a gallon and a half in one sitting but that was when I was a teen and I can't eat nearly that much before getting sick nowadays./chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, why must you be so delicious and awesomely textured?
The Southern Dandy: Won't go brown, but will still rot. I'd rather have an apple that browned so I could know it was rotten.
GoldSpider: Genetic engineering is scary because I don't understand it. Therefore these apples should be banned.
gadian: But does it still taste like an apple? A real apple?
TyrantII: ...And they'll taste like shiat, like those Honeycrisp and other assorted brand that taste more like plastic than an apple.
impaler: The cost savings "can be huge," he says. "Right now, to make fresh-cut apple slices and put them in the bag, 35 or 40 percent of the cost is the antioxident treatment. So you could make a fresh-cut apple slice 30 percent cheaper."That doesn't sound right. I dehydrate apples, and it takes just a few cents worth of lemon/lime juice in water to do that with $10-$20 worth of apples.
fusillade762: How hard is it to buy a whole apple and cut it yourself? Damn, people are lazy.
some_beer_drinker: Automatic Lubricating Cup [1872, Elijah McCoy]
Canton: Too bad the modified apple had to be a Granny Smith of all things...
some_beer_drinker: here is a short list of things Canadians invented or improved. your welcome.Insulin, Treatment for Diabetes [1921, Frederick Banting, Charles Best]Telephone [1876, Alexander Graham Bell]Light Bulb [1874, Henry Woodward, Mathew Evans]Five Pin Bowling [1908, Thomas F. Ryan]Wonderbra [1964, Louise Poirier]Pacemaker [1950, John Hopps, Wilfred Bigelow, John Callaghan]Robertson Screw, 1908 [Peter Robertson]Zipper [1913, Gideon Sundback]Electric Wheelchair [1952, George Klein]Poutine [1957, Fernand Lachance]Cobalt-60 "Bomb" Cancer Treatment [1951, Harold Johns]Java Programming Language [1994, James Arthur Gosling]Bloody Caesar [1969, Walter Chell]Canadarm [1975, Spar Aerospace/NRC]Standard time [1878, Sir Sandford Fleming]Electron Microscope [1939, James Hillier, Albert Prebus]Ski-Doo [1922, Armand Bombardier]BlackBerry [1999, Mike Lazaridis]Radio Voice Transmission [1900, Reginald Fessenden]Birchbark Canoe [First Peoples]Basketball [1892, James Naismith]Retractable Beer Carton Handle [1957, Steve Pasjack]UV Degradable Plastics [1971, James Guillet]Instant Replay [1955, CBC's Hockey Night in Canada]Goalie Mask [1959, Jacques Plante]Marquis Wheat [1908, Sir Charles Saunders]Pablum [1930, Alan Brown, Theodore Drake, Frederick Tisdall]Lacrosse [First Peoples]Electric Oven [1892, Thomas Ahearn]Steam Fog Horn [1853, Robert Foulis]Walkie-Talkie [1942, Donald L. Hings]Alkaline Long-Lasting Battery [1959, Lewis Urry]Paint roller [1940, Norman Breakey]Electronic Music Synthesizer [1945, Hugh Le Caine]WeeVac 6 [1990, Wendy Murphy]Green Garbage Bag [1950, Harry Wasylyk, Larry Hansen, Frank Plomp]Snowblower [1925, Arthur Sicard]Self-propelled Combine Harvester [1937, Thomas Carroll]Instant Mashed Potatoes [1962, Edward Asselbergs]Explosives Vapour Detector [1985, Lorne Elias]Marine Screw Propeller [1833, John Patch]Plexiglas [1931, William Chalmers]Key Frame Animation [1969, Nestor Burtnyk, Marcelli Wein]CPR Mannequin: "ACTAR 911" [1989, ...
Smeggy Smurf: maddermaxx: Never brown subby? Not even when you eat them? That could make for some weird looking poop.clearly you've never pooped neon green/too much pistachio ice cream at once make it day-glo
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