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(The Local)   While you still work on your Kickstarter pitch for waterproof Easy Bake Ovens with integrated webcam, some people use crowdfunding to get teenage war refugees from Syria to Europe   ( thelocal.de) divider line
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1671 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2014 at 8:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-08 08:27:30 PM  
3 votes:
Cause that what Europe needs. More freeloader refugees from other countries.
2014-01-09 12:00:46 AM  
2 votes:
Meanwhile American kids sleep huddled together for warmth in Detroit tonight...have some honor for your country, before its illegal.
2014-01-08 09:20:30 PM  
2 votes:

I am a Syrian war refugee.  I need a place in your country to hide the suitcases of American currency accumulated by my father when he was administrator of the U.N food for oil program.  All I need from you is your address and your bank account number....
2014-01-08 09:02:27 PM  
2 votes:
I have a friend who works with one of the "lost boys" from Sudan. He's a great guy. Very happy to be toasted with American booze on his birthday. And happily married to an American gal.

Bring these new citizens in and welcome them with open arms.

That is all.
2014-01-08 11:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
america would do itself a future favor by bringing in more refugees
2014-01-08 09:31:46 PM  
1 vote:
The Local headline c. January 2016 - "Syrian Refugees Linked To Terrorist Nerwork""Crowd sourcing donors under investigation; warned to listen for drones"
2014-01-08 09:02:40 PM  
1 vote:

Caffienatedjedi: Mock26: Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?

Can't hurt to try.

Does it cost anything to put something up on Kickstarter? Because I'm tempted to steal this idea.

With your luck you'd get Ron Jeremy and Dirk Diggler.
2014-01-08 08:59:13 PM  
1 vote:
My grandma was at the end of a flow of Cambodians escaping the Khmer Rouge so I'm really getting a kick...

Seriously, tho, she and some of her friends helped arrange housing, employment, clothing, education, help with the immigration process, etc. for Cambodian refugees back in the 70s.  Amazing what a bunch of little old ladies can get up to between church and knitting.  A lot of my old toys and clothes found their way into that pipeline.
2014-01-08 08:30:43 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm, I wonder if I could crowdfund my way to a threesome with two porn stars?
2014-01-08 08:18:59 PM  
1 vote:
There's a completly different program sending youths from europe to syria to engage in the civil war.
2014-01-08 08:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
Why just teens, is this something creepy?
2014-01-08 08:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
Where they can be sold as sex slaves.

The End
2014-01-08 07:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
What are the award levels?  How much do I have to give to get my very own teenage war refugee and are they the production version or pre-production test models?
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