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(Jezebel)   Let CVS help you "keep it sweet" for Valentine's Day with our fine assortment of flowers, male enhancers, chocolates, Trojans, cupcakes, KY Jelly, crystal vases, handcuffs, pictures frames -- you know, the classics   (jezebel.com) divider line
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5307 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2014 at 7:26 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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MisterTweak
2014-01-08 12:22:29 AM  
Call me wierd, but I'm kinda okay with them having a sense of humor. And a little pleased that nobody really gets all worked up about it.
 
violentsalvation
2014-01-08 12:47:23 AM  
That doesn't look at all arranged for the purposes of some jezebel batshiat agenda...
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 7:30:27 AM  
I fail to see the problem.
 
The hopeless imp
2014-01-08 7:30:41 AM  
Wait. What's that last one again?
 
Phoenix19851
2014-01-08 7:30:50 AM  
I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 7:31:35 AM  

Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!


Except maybe the picture frames.
 
LeGnome
2014-01-08 7:33:58 AM  
I'm not really sure what the problem is here.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2014-01-08 7:38:28 AM  
Obviously staged, but CVS should be doing stuff like that.
 
NetOwl
2014-01-08 7:38:31 AM  

LeGnome: I'm not really sure what the problem is here.


People see "Jezebel" and they immediately disagree, even if what is being said is something with which they'd normally agree.
 
Doubleodoug
2014-01-08 7:39:09 AM  
I can't even tell if they're being sarcastic or not.
 
deanis
2014-01-08 7:40:10 AM  
farking autoplay
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2014-01-08 7:42:31 AM  
Well shoot, a man could have a good time in Vegas with all that.
 
Uisce Beatha
2014-01-08 7:50:32 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!

Except maybe the picture frames.


Well, and the metal handcuffs. So many less-damaging alternatives.
 
VivianVivisect
2014-01-08 7:52:00 AM  
Fake and someone created that.
Pulled the plan B box from another aisle.

Shut up

Next
 
duffblue
2014-01-08 7:52:56 AM  

NetOwl: LeGnome: I'm not really sure what the problem is here.

People see "Jezebel" and they immediately disagree, even if what is being said is something with which they'd normally agree.


Can you blame them? Everyone who posts there is a retard.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2014-01-08 7:53:45 AM  
Why does CVS sell metal handcuffs?
 
buttcat
2014-01-08 7:53:49 AM  
Would this be an appropriate post for that TNG "It's a fake!" picture?

It's rather obvious that the real Valentine's Day goods are stocked, and then a few other items are just thrown on to the shelf (one of each).
 
doglover
2014-01-08 7:54:41 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!

Except maybe the picture frames.


Not if they have sharp corners.
 
poorjon
2014-01-08 7:55:23 AM  
Are they upset about the handcuffs being in there? Sorry to shock your delicate sensibilities, Jezebel, but the handcuffs are are for the willing.
 
JohnnyBravo
2014-01-08 8:00:02 AM  
So we're talking about Valentines Day on 7 January? I just made it through Christmas, fer christsakes.
 
Any Pie Left
2014-01-08 8:02:45 AM  
I once saw an endcap display at the CVS selling Vagisil with a "Valentine's Day Special" Sale sign. Mind. Blown.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2014-01-08 8:06:13 AM  
you should see how some stores sell fasteners
 
maxx2112
2014-01-08 8:07:12 AM  
Fail?  What are you, subby, gay or baptist?


/ whynotboth.jpg
 
OscarTamerz
2014-01-08 8:13:25 AM  
I've been to 10 + CVS stores in the last week for after Christmas sales, USB wall warts for $1, and there hasn't been anything like this at any of them so if Jezebel had done a little more investigating they probably would have found it was some orange guido Jersey Shore Oompa Loompa acting out on her Snookie wanna be fantasies. And these are the fat cow dumbiatches who drone on endlessly against slut shaming too. Pretty standard hypocrisy for a Nick Denton site.
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Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2014-01-08 8:17:51 AM  
Well, all the things you HOPE you're gonna need....
 
super_grass
2014-01-08 8:23:50 AM  
Well, it's finally happened.

The derp from Jezebel finally converged with puritanical derp to form a singularity of superderp.

Pastebin of the "article" for those interested:  http://pastebin.com/BBZDFNas
 
SpdrJay
2014-01-08 8:26:21 AM  
Fail without enormous buttplug.
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 8:27:05 AM  

Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!

Except maybe the picture frames.

Well, and the metal handcuffs. So many less-damaging alternatives.


Some like it rough.
 
Millennium
2014-01-08 8:31:37 AM  

buttcat: Would this be an appropriate post for that TNG "It's a fake!" picture?


No. Not because it's not fake -it is- but because that picture isn't TNG; it's DS9. Yeah, yeah, ogre.jpg and all that.

That said, this sounds much more like keeping it spicy than keeping it sweet.
 
bungle_jr
2014-01-08 8:35:55 AM  

MisterTweak: Call me wierd, but I'm kinda okay with them having a sense of humor. And a little pleased that nobody really gets all worked up about it.


LeGnome: I'm not really sure what the problem is here.


RedPhoenix122: I fail to see the problem.


HotWingConspiracy: Obviously staged, but CVS should be doing stuff like that.


yeah all of this
 
VivianVivisect
2014-01-08 8:36:01 AM  

libranoelrose: you should see how some stores sell fasteners


Sex swing?
 
Whatchoo Talkinbout
2014-01-08 8:45:17 AM  

OscarTamerz: [www.ivillage.com image 477x636]


I have no idea what you said, skankatude blindness I think. Eye bleach please.
 
lennavan
2014-01-08 8:47:18 AM  
You know, the only reason I can imagine why you would put only one of each sex related item on the most visible (top) shelf is because you're staging a photo.  If that was an actual stocked shelf, there would be more than one because you know, things sell.

But I'm with subby and the people at Jezebel -- we're not having sex, so the mere thought that people are having sex pisses us off.
 
Saners
2014-01-08 8:49:54 AM  
I assume the fail tag is because nothing in that picture looks relevant for the typical farker.

/went there
 
usttsdw
2014-01-08 8:53:23 AM  
Fake! Staged! Whatever you wanna call it.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-01-08 8:55:27 AM  

OscarTamerz: I've been to 10 + CVS stores in the last week for after Christmas sales, USB wall warts for $1, and there hasn't been anything like this at any of them so if Jezebel had done a little more investigating they probably would have found it was some orange guido Jersey Shore Oompa Loompa acting out on her Snookie wanna be fantasies. And these are the fat cow dumbiatches who drone on endlessly against slut shaming too. Pretty standard hypocrisy for a Nick Denton site.
[www.ivillage.com image 477x636]


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/got nothing
 
Egoy3k
2014-01-08 9:01:44 AM  
From the comments FTFA

I hate 50 shades of grey for doing this. I'm sure buying cvs handcuffs holds appeal for suburban moms who feel so edgy because they just farked in a non-missionary position for the first time.

So I guess the message here is that judging women based on their sex life is OK as long as you are also a woman.
 
mike_d85
2014-01-08 9:11:40 AM  
So some douche in Jersey sets up a fake CVS display and we're supposed to be outraged?
 
Millennium
2014-01-08 9:13:12 AM  

Egoy3k: From the comments FTFA

I hate 50 shades of grey for doing this. I'm sure buying cvs handcuffs holds appeal for suburban moms who feel so edgy because they just farked in a non-missionary position for the first time.

So I guess the message here is that judging women based on their sex life is OK as long as you are also a woman.


It's more nuanced and paraconsistent than that. It is only acceptable to judge someone negatively if you perceive that they would judge you negatively, which is not acceptable for them to do.
 
JayCab
2014-01-08 9:35:37 AM  
One could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
kittyhas1000legs [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 9:55:05 AM  
That's nothing compared to what we have at Walgreens. Last year we had a 3-foot display, with a big KY sign on the top (I think for the yours+mine package). No one seems to care about our handcuffs, prostate massagers, or sex furniture. (pops)
 
groppet
2014-01-08 10:11:08 AM  

JayCab: One could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


Damn you! (shakes fist)
 
loonatic112358
2014-01-08 10:23:21 AM  
I heard this on the radio

damnit rod ryan could at least admit he steals from fark
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2014-01-08 11:12:42 AM  

MisterTweak: Call me wierd, but I'm kinda okay with them having a sense of humor. And a little pleased that nobody really gets all worked up about it.


I'm not worked except about those cheap-ass handcuffs with the release tab. It's like they're not even serious about it.
 
Uisce Beatha
2014-01-08 11:24:15 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!

Except maybe the picture frames.

Well, and the metal handcuffs. So many less-damaging alternatives.

Some like it rough.


I guess. I just prefer that my partner have raw/bloody wrists - keeps the neighbors from calling the cops
 
Uisce Beatha
2014-01-08 11:29:16 AM  

Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851:


NOT. Not to have bloody wrists. Stupid phone...
 
Egoy3k
2014-01-08 11:59:45 AM  

Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Uisce Beatha: RedPhoenix122: Phoenix19851: I see no fail in that display at all.  Try broadening your horizons in bed there subby.  All of those things are really fun!

Except maybe the picture frames.

Well, and the metal handcuffs. So many less-damaging alternatives.

Some like it rough.

I guess. I just prefer that my partner have raw/bloody wrists - keeps the neighbors from calling the cops


I'm pretty sure the type of person that is impulse buying 'intimate' handcuffs at CVS isn't using them strenuously enough to cause bleeding. I bet less than half of those handcuffs are ever used even once.
 
danno_to_infinity
2014-01-08 12:08:52 PM  
WTF?  We just got into the new year and now they're pushing VD already?  fark you, CVS.  Bad, CVS, bad.  Go stand in the corner.

/We just got through with the nauseating perfume commercials for christmas
 
buttcat
2014-01-08 12:24:18 PM  

Millennium: buttcat: Would this be an appropriate post for that TNG "It's a fake!" picture?

No. Not because it's not fake -it is- but because that picture isn't TNG; it's DS9. Yeah, yeah, ogre.jpg and all that.

That said, this sounds much more like keeping it spicy than keeping it sweet.


Thanks for clearing that up for me =)
 
ZeroCorpse
2014-01-08 12:26:27 PM  
This is just wrong...

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