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(Daily Mail)   If this kid challenges you to a staring contest, don't do it. Seriously dude, don't do it   ( divider line
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20608 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 5:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-06 05:09:02 PM  
3 votes:
You are now blinking and breathing manually.

2014-01-06 05:16:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-06 10:23:51 PM  
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2014-01-06 07:47:11 PM  
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2014-01-06 06:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
So does he just explode if he happens to sneeze?
2014-01-06 05:52:19 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: I've stared down a silver back gorilla before

Albert Speer wrote in his memoirs how he once found himself in a staring contest with Hitler himself.

It was during a large meeting with everyone seated around a large conference table when Hitler locked his eyes onto Spears and wouldn't let go.

Speer claims to have won the contest when Hitler finally broke off and rejoined the discussion.

I suppose if you know the guy as well as Speer did that's not too weird, but still.

/ poor kid - it's hard to imagine things getting much better for him
2014-01-06 05:38:19 PM  
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2014-01-06 05:32:30 PM  
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2014-01-06 05:27:11 PM  
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2014-01-06 05:14:14 PM  
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2014-01-06 05:14:03 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: I've stared down a silver back gorilla before, not that I would have attempted that without a piece of bullet proof glass between us

Was the gorilla packing?
2014-01-06 05:09:40 PM  
1 vote:
He'll always have a future playing defense for Pittsburgh.
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2014-01-06 05:08:19 PM  
1 vote:
On the plus side, giving him the Ludivico Treatment just got that much less equipment-intensive.

/still need the eyedropper dude, though.
2014-01-06 04:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
Well on the plus side the Weeping Angels would never get this kid.
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