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(The Week UK)   Not news: UFO spotted. News: UFO spotted by pilot. Fark: Pilot says he ducked to avoid incoming UFO   ( theweek.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, UFO, UFO spotted, jetliner, Civil Aviation Authority, Heathrow  
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2014-01-06 10:01:42 AM  
2 votes:
All planes need dashcams to catch these sightings.
2014-01-06 10:50:07 AM  
1 vote:

neversubmit: more of the same

Canada's ex-defense minister: Aliens would give us more tech if we'd stop wars

In case you feel you might have met one in your home town, some are tall ("Nordic blondes"), some are short ("Short Grays"), and some look like aliens in cartoons.
At this point, you'll be worried about whether these aliens are mean-spirited. Hellyer said that only one or two species might be threatening. He didn't mention whether they spoke Klingon.


FTFA: The reason for this, he said, was that man was stupid enough to invent the atomic bomb. Aliens are frightened that we're going to use it again (and again) and that this will affect the whole balance of the cosmos.

Yeah.... no.

Us wiping ourselves out of existence is not going to matter to the universe one bit. Our entire planet, solar system, stellar cluster, and even galaxy could vanish into thin air and the universe would not even notice. We're just that small.
2014-01-06 10:05:33 AM  
1 vote:

jpo2269: Why is only one of the pilots reporting the sighting?

The other guy was probably like "Yeah, you should take this to the news media! I'll totally back you up. I definitely saw it too!"

Step 2: Silence
Step 3: Pilot gets let go, co-pilot is now pilot!
Step 4: Profit!
2014-01-06 09:53:15 AM  
1 vote:
Why is only one of the pilots reporting the sighting?
2014-01-06 09:30:34 AM  
1 vote:
ufo as in "i ducked because something was coming at me, and i dont know what it was?"
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