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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Not news: High of 25 degrees with a windchill making it -4. Fark: In Georgia   ( divider line
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2014-01-06 09:40:50 AM  
4 votes:
Those folks are not intelligent enough to survive that type of cold.
there will be deaths.
2014-01-06 10:01:57 AM  
3 votes:

vudukungfu: Those folks are not intelligent enough to survive that type of cold.
there will be deaths.

If that were the case, there would be no one in Atlanta as they would have died up north before they moved here.
2014-01-06 11:54:57 AM  
1 vote:
The key to survival is making sure no skin whatsoever is exposed. I would go with the balaclava in these situations if I did not have to worry about getting shot by heroic cops. I recommend wrapping a warm wool scarf multiple times around the neck/face until you look like a mummy. The next step is the stocking cap. It is really important to get an extra long stocking cap. Pull it down over your eyes as sight is very overrated when the windchill is -40 like it is here in Chicago today. Finally, buy a handwarmer, activate it, and stick it down the front of your pants (although make sure it's not down there too long). This will buy you about 20 minutes outside.
2014-01-06 11:43:55 AM  
1 vote:

DubtodaIll: And I don't mind what color the POTUS is as long as he's good leader, which Obama isn't.

Not to make this a politics thread, but Obama is a GREAT leader, it's just that half of the government decided not to agree with him on anything, long before he was elected.
2014-01-06 11:21:12 AM  
1 vote:

DubtodaIll: VivianVivisect: 75 degrees here in California. Sunny.

Chance of librul, 90%

Chance of this guy living in a flyover state, wearing over-alls with no shirt, and loading his shotgun while muttering something about the dang scary black president - 96 percent.
2014-01-06 11:02:32 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sick of hearing about wind chill as if it's a useful measurement.  Unless you're hiking above the treeline in a t-shirt it's really not a big deal.  Put on a freaking jacket with a hood, wind chill mitigated.  Get on with your life.
2014-01-06 11:00:59 AM  
1 vote:
Atlantans can keep warm here.

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2014-01-06 10:56:24 AM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Those folks are not intelligent enough to survive that type of cold.
there will be deaths.

Well bless your little heart....
2014-01-06 10:10:18 AM  
1 vote:
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