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(Abc.net.au)   "Emergency workers say they had to use olive oil to grease up and free a naked man who got stuck in a washing machine during a game of hide and seek." Extra virgin olive oil is my guess   ( abc.net.au) divider line
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2014-01-06 09:27:09 AM  
Hey, let he who has never been extracted naked from a washing machine while covered in a natural lubricant cast the first stone.
2014-01-06 09:53:30 AM  
Popeye's gonna be pissed.
2014-01-06 10:15:54 AM  
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2014-01-06 10:16:06 AM  
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Dammit. Curse my slow posting skills
2014-01-06 10:17:26 AM  
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Wait... that's not a dude, and it's not naked.
2014-01-06 10:19:28 AM  
Isn't KY a better lubricant?
2014-01-06 10:19:45 AM  
A lot of that going around.
2014-01-06 10:22:03 AM  
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2014-01-06 10:34:19 AM  
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2014-01-06 10:39:27 AM  

macross87: I hope the agitator was not installed at the time. It would be mighty uncomfortable.

FTA: "the man was attempting to hide from his partner when he climbed into the top loader "

I'm guessing it wouldn't have been that uncomfortable.
2014-01-06 10:45:46 AM  
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Naked AND oiled up, ya say?
2014-01-06 11:32:27 AM  
Reminds me of the halcyon days of the sexual revolution.  A plastic drop cloth, a large bottle of Wesson oil and a few neighbors.  Kids now days obsess about the type of oil
2014-01-06 12:15:29 PM  
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2014-01-06 12:26:07 PM  
It's been a while since a headline actually made me laugh out loud, subby.
2014-01-06 12:29:03 PM  

Cheron: Reminds me of the halcyon days of the sexual revolution.  A plastic drop cloth, a large bottle of Wesson oil and a few neighbors.  Kids now days obsess about the type of oil

A twister mat and a gallon of coconut oil works well in my experience
2014-01-06 12:40:25 PM  
CSB time :  I had to extricate a very large man from a very small home once (750+ lbs, and the house was an old "company house" with smaller-than-standard doorways).  We (14 of us) drug him out on extrication tarps- heavy canvas tarps used by the fire department to protect people while cutting them out of a car.  The man was, by necessity, confined to his bedroom area...he couldn't fit through the doorways.  He wasn't suffering a critical emergency, so we couldn't cut the wall down. So, we drug him out.  I had to use all of the KY jelly on the truck (we keep it there to ease nasal airway insertion, NG tubes, etc).  We exhausted all of our supply...and I had to raid the subject's fridge in order to get butter to grease the doorways so we could get him out.
2014-01-06 01:08:08 PM  
"My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances"

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2014-01-06 01:22:16 PM  
Too bad he didn't hide in the dryer--then he could blog about it on tumblr.
2014-01-06 07:04:31 PM  
hiding in a washing machine trifecta in play?
2014-01-07 12:25:45 AM  
Naked Hide and Seek?? Is this the next Nude Mazola Twister, I ask you?
2014-01-07 01:34:45 AM  

GBB: Repeat!
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Wait... that's not a dude, and it's not naked.

I was sure this is a repeat... Learning every day...
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