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2014-01-06 09:27:46 AM  
Coincidentally, this is also why you never high-five a crocodile
2014-01-06 10:05:11 AM  
2014-01-06 10:56:37 AM  
How many more vids does it take to disprove Darwinism?
2014-01-06 11:01:05 AM  
Strewth, pass me a Foster's!
2014-01-06 11:07:38 AM  
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2014-01-06 12:19:20 PM  
I think I would have pooped myself.
2014-01-06 12:51:37 PM  
2014-01-06 01:32:00 PM  
I love how the important bit happens off-camera.
2014-01-06 03:34:12 PM  
just part of the act.
when there isn't anyone on the boat the tour company will toss out food to the more aggressive gators. this teaches them[the gators] they get more food if they follow and bump the boat.

/don't ask me how the bird and parrot show tourist traps get the birds to walk upside down on the tightrope and other tricks unless you want to feel shiatty.
2014-01-06 04:01:22 PM  
Named him after a man of the cloth.
2014-01-06 06:51:52 PM  

I Like Bread: Named him after a man of the cloth.

2014-01-06 07:59:45 PM  
2014-01-06 11:09:27 PM  
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2014-01-07 12:05:53 AM  
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that tour guide after a few more seasons.....
2014-01-07 01:07:44 AM  
Never get out of the boat.

Unless you're going all the way.
2014-01-07 03:34:59 AM  
The Jungle Cruise is Walt Disney's most Thrillest Attraction at Disneyland you'll see Crocodiles, Monkeys, Tigers, Snakes, Elephants, Giraffes, Zebras, Lions, Rhinos, Hippos, even some HeadHunters, but keep an eye of any kind of DANGER



See those crocodiles over there we have trained the to stay perfectly still so you can take better pictures.
Do you know what the difference between the crocodiles and alligators are. The crocodiles are made of plastic and the alligators are made with fiberglass.
You know the crocs are always looking for a hand out. Ya but be careful, I once had an English teacher on board and she didn't listen to me and now she's teaching shorthand.
Just so you know, all of the animals at the world famous Jungle Cruise are real. Except for the ducks. They are mounted on rails, just like the boats.
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