Cletus C.: In reviewing her body of film work, it appears she leans toward lesbian porn. Though, "Seduced by Mommy 2" may fall into another genre.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Just kidding! Charlie Sheen did NOT marry Brett Rossi, rep confirmsSubby rolls critical miss, takes permanent -1 to internet and roll for damage for a clawhammer to the nutsack.
Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down. he's hurting for some cheap publicity.
Dwight_Yeast: Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down. he's hurting for some cheap publicity.I think he hit the 100 episode milestone on Anger Management recently which means that he just got a big (eight figure) payout.
HooskerDoo: My Googlism indicates that "porn star" is a bit misused in this instance.
groppet: You would think after 3 times he would be smart enough not to get married again
Mangoose: Charlie Sheen has got to be the guy that every girl who gets up on stage to shake her ass or bends over in front of the camera dreams about each morning they go to bed.He's like Jesus for whores. Only with a more entertaining form of salvation.
HooskerDoo: My Googlism indicates that "porn star" is a bit misused in this almost everyinstance.
Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If I had Charlie Sheens dough, I'd do a lot better than that.
Dwight_Yeast: And the Daily Fail bats a thousand again.
therecksays: Would there be some magical device where we may view the young lass to determine her comeliness?
unfarkingbelievable: What a dumbass he is. You don't even pretend to marry a "porn star" you just use it until you're done, and try not to spend too much money on it because it ain't worth it.
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