Zemog: It's a well-designed communications satellite, but the problem is you can't understand a goddamn thing Jugdish is saying- and he insists his name is "Brent."
Jeep2011: Can it deliver chicken curry to my house?
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: "Mr. President, we must not allow a hungry citizen gap!"-Rand Paul
LargeCanine: There is nothing in North Korea worth blowing up.
Im_Gumby: I'm pretty sure the US already has a rocket that can deliver warheads anywhere in the world, why would we need to test new ones?
TV's Vinnie: I hear the new Indian rocket can carry twice as much Rape as the previous version.
Pointy Tail of Satan: And that takes weeks to setup on it's gantry. Hardly a suitable first strike weapon.
leevis: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone refer to India as a peninsula.
falcon176: ain't nobody scared of Inida
mbillips: /Except in Pakistan//India's an equal threat to world with nuclear-armed Great Britain and France.
Snarfangel: Jeep2011: Can it deliver chicken curry to my house?You want Amazon's rocket./Only four stars. The curry wasn't as hot as I would like, and the warhead was barely 100 kilotons, not the 150 kilotons advertised.
fusillade762: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x405]Current range.
casual disregard: fusillade762: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x405]Current range.Would you care to expand that to intrasolar bodies?
dionysusaur: Do you know how many bodies would fit inside the sun?
ka1axy: Not so much a peninsula as a subcontinent, though.
B.L.Z. Bub: "Peninsula", subby? Try subcontinent.
Johnsnownw: Wait, now in the world did they find time, what with all their gang rapes and murders, to develop this technology? Something is clearly amiss here!/j/k//Kind of.
Nasty Celt: Nuclear armed Asian peninsula with millions of hungry citizens and strained relations with it's neighbours vs.Nuclear armed America with millions of hungry citizens and strained relations with almost everybody.Hmmmm.......
hardinparamedic: 2000 AD wasn't just an entertaining comic, but a dire warning of the future.
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