hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?
fusillade762: hubiestubert: So the "average woman" attends two Fark parties and THEN gets married?In my experience the only females who attend Fark parties are married to Farkers already.
Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"Up here, and I assume it is similar in most smaller, Midwestern college towns, it is she who is usually the initiator of the breakup. And the breakup come in threes.Charlie Freak's postulate:The first breakup (the HS boyfriend) is initiated by the girl any time between the summer before college starts and the semester break of freshman year. Triple the chances if it's long-distance.The second breakup (the new discovery) happens around age 21 when she is able to get into the clubs/bars and starts to think the person she's with is "too serious." This one may be initiated by either side, however - I'd say 75/25 in favor of the woman initiating.The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate and realizes he's not marriage/baby-making material. Can also be career-motivated. Decent-looking, smart single women in their mid-to-late 20's simply don't exist here.Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've heard "dude, how did you know?"It's science.
Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"
show me: Charlie Freak: "Gets broken up with?" "Two?"Sorry, just read your profile, ignore my previous comment please.
supichoo: Those numbers sound about right for my girlfriend, maybe a little low. I'm perfectly fine with my whore girlfriend.
taurusowner: Kiss only 15? I'm presuming they're talking about in a 3 month time span around senior year of HS or freshman year of college. Or maybe those numbers are just way out of date. The "average" female college freshman will probably come close to 15 during 1 semester. Did this survey not include parties, clubs, concerts, halloween, new years, etc?
Smoking GNU: Those numbers seem a tad low IMO
diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss? I need to know.... I'm on #6
Bob Falfa: Slutty whores.
minoridiot: Whorey sluts.
theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss? I need to know.... I'm on #637.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Think about how many women will never be romantically kissed. They drag the averages way down.
Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate
diaphoresis: theflatline: diaphoresis: How many girls do lesbians have to kiss? I need to know.... I'm on #637.Dang it.. I'd better get busy.
theflatline: Ok, this is based on a study answered by Eharmony customers. Which means:1.Eharmony customers are socially inept to begin with.2.LiarsThis other bit I find hilarious.Men, on the other hand, face being stood up twice and will have six one-night stands before they meet their ideal partner. This figure could be coming down, though, because a separate study suggests that men are becoming less afraid of commitment.They also want to settle down at a younger age than a decade ago, a survey of 2,000 adults by dating site eHarmony found.Really? Only six one night stands, do friends with benefits count? Did they survey the Amish?
Fear the Clam: Charlie Freak: The third breakup (the macho badass or fun frat guy, depending) happens around age 23 when she is ready to graduate"Ready to graduate" at 23? What is she, retarded?
spamdog: GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
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