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(NPR)   NPR presents its top ten metal albums of 2013. To be followed by the Vatican's list of its top ten porn stars   ( npr.org) divider line
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2014-01-01 09:35:56 AM  
2 votes:
I am waiting for all the FarkMetalNerds to submit their own top 10 lists of bands nobody else likes.
2014-01-02 10:30:00 AM  
1 vote:

CSM101: While not strictly a "Metal" album, it's more Metalcore, it should be on the list.
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/saw them in novemeber
//kicked ass
///Adam is hilarious when talking to the crowd.

so something that you admit isn't metal should be on a list about metal?

why not include Miley, One Direction, Bieber, jazz, dubstep, or anything else that also isn't metal ?

farking logic, how does it work?
2014-01-01 07:19:15 PM  
1 vote:
Was Jethro Tull on the list?
2014-01-01 11:26:54 AM  
1 vote:

gnarlywizzard: the Bolzer album rules. havent listened to any of the others on the list. but c'mon...manilla road? satan? how about putting some more relevant modern bands on the list and not some washed up retro shiat.

i would add Fister 'Gemini' and Blut Aus Nord 'What Once Was, Liber III.' i didnt listen to a lot of new albums this year.

Out of the samples on that list those were the two I liked the most. Especially Satan.

I must be getting old. Because I really want to like modern metal. But it seems like more often than not I listen to a song, and I'm digging the riff, I'm feeling the beat, my head starts to bang, and then some asshole comes along and tries to deep throat the mic while someone shoves a telephone pole up his ass.

I'm not tuned into the metal scene enough to find the good bands with a lead who actually bothers to sing.

Feel free to help me out my fellow Farkers.
2014-01-01 11:10:56 AM  
1 vote:
Pig Destroyer's "Book Burner"  came out in 2012, but I didn't get it until may-ish of last year,  and I love it in the same way that I love Noise-core/gabber.  Get the extended version with all the old hardcore covers!

So, in conclusion, I've contributed nothing to the conversation and I can't believe you even read this far.  Happy 2014!
2014-01-01 10:33:30 AM  
1 vote:
My favorite of the year.  Laugh if you want, I don't care.

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