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(WPTV)   Suspicious white powder causes evacuation of Uranus. Strangely, this is not a euphemism   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Palm Beach Gardens, white matters, Uranus, emergency evacuation  
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4755 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jan 2014 at 4:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-01 04:10:20 AM  
It's just a crater from Pluto. No big deal.
2014-01-01 04:40:35 AM  
I have witnessed the albino
2014-01-01 04:53:04 AM  
If Uranus has a terrace it might be time to go on a diet. Just sayin'
2014-01-01 04:55:29 AM  
Nitrogen crystals?  That's a very cold planet.
2014-01-01 04:57:11 AM  
How much is beachfront property on Uranus going for these days?
2014-01-01 05:01:00 AM  
In other news, old white people are easily panicked before they've had their morning coffee.
2014-01-01 05:03:19 AM  
Damn near killed them.
2014-01-01 05:03:50 AM  
Butt I've never even pooped in Florida.
2014-01-01 07:19:27 AM  
Uranus Terrace? Should have used more lube.
2014-01-01 08:34:15 AM  
When I was a kid all the shows and teachers and pretty much everyone pronounced it U ray nis. Now it seems everyone has started pronouncing it U r-uh nus which isn't nearly as much fun.

Stupid liberals.
2014-01-01 09:40:40 AM  
Came here for references to Italian baby laxative, leaving with a runny nose and an empty wallet.

bighairyguy: Uranus Terrace? Should have used more lube.

That's pne of the most appropriately located streets in San Francisco, as it overlooks the Castro.
2014-01-01 11:01:17 AM  
Suspicious white powder found In Oakland Coliseum, Raiders evacuated, found to be goal line.
2014-01-01 02:23:40 PM  
Who would want to go live in uranus?
2014-01-01 09:22:11 PM  

bighairyguy: Uranus Terrace? Should have used more lube.

[Golf clap]  Well played, sir.
2014-01-01 11:51:34 PM  
Oh that's just my body powder.
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