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(Baltimore Sun)   Ho hum: NSA reads your email. Old news: NSA bugs your calls. Fark: NSA taps your toilet   ( divider line
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2013-12-31 06:06:55 AM  
God help the poor sod listening to my playback after the late night taco and beer run.

Or not. Fark the peeping Tom he deserves whatever nightmare the sound of my chocolate starfish conjurs up.
2013-12-31 06:11:31 AM  
Somebody should probably set this to go off when flushing the toilet, just for the lulz:
2013-12-31 06:18:38 AM  
I'll save everyone the trouble: the article is about using reclaimed water to cool a data center.

2013-12-31 08:51:46 AM  
NSA taps your toilet

That would be a mistake.
2013-12-31 08:53:54 AM  
Jokes on them. It's not uncommon for my morning constitutional to generate a mild to moderate EMP.
2013-12-31 08:57:57 AM  
Perfect timing. There's no way in hell the NSA can survive what I'm unleashing right now. I gotta learn to cut back on the dairy.
2013-12-31 08:58:48 AM  
You know who else liked to tap in toilets?
2013-12-31 08:58:55 AM  

stratagos: I'll save everyone the trouble: the article is about using reclaimed water to cool a data center.


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2013-12-31 08:59:12 AM  
BRB. I gotta go send Washington a loooooong message.
2013-12-31 09:02:16 AM  
Why they gotta be all up in my shiat?
2013-12-31 09:06:04 AM  
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2013-12-31 09:06:49 AM  
The NSA and Jeff Golblum are watching you poop now...
2013-12-31 09:07:21 AM  
Hmm, this would make a great SouthPark episode...... oh.

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2013-12-31 09:09:11 AM  
Damn, I'll probably be declared a WMD.
2013-12-31 09:14:15 AM  
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2013-12-31 09:15:32 AM  
Dammit. It's bad enough being scared of poisonous spiders in my toilet, now there are terrorists, too?
2013-12-31 09:19:24 AM  
I'm willing to bring it directly to them and pee all over their computers.
2013-12-31 09:28:48 AM  
They could have saved themselves the trouble and just tapped a keg of PBR. Tastes the same.
2013-12-31 09:30:20 AM  
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2013-12-31 09:34:49 AM  

T-Servo: Dammit. It's bad enough being scared of poisonous spiders in my toilet, now there are terrorists, too?

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"Smell my finger."

/apropos of nothing in this thread
2013-12-31 09:55:49 AM  
Yay! Poop thread!
2013-12-31 10:16:07 AM  
Didn't Dave Barry warn us of this, like, yesterday?
2013-12-31 10:18:38 AM  
Yeah.  Thought so.

"An NSA spokesperson insists that this program is vital to the fight against terrorism, and that Americans "have absolutely no reason to fear that their privacy is being invaded, or that there are tiny government video cameras concealed in every low-flow toilet in America." The spokesperson adds that "as a totally unrelated side note, you people need to increase your dietary fiber." "
2013-12-31 10:48:42 AM  
They are in league with Google. They probably just piggyback on the TISP network
2013-12-31 11:14:54 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [ image 480x600]

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2013-12-31 11:45:17 AM  
Tap dat ass takes on a (w)hole new meaning ..
2013-12-31 12:11:33 PM  
This critical piece of evidence was obtaining proof the suspect had eaten corn the night before.
2013-12-31 12:12:32 PM  
Why wouldn't they?  Everyone poops..  Everyone has toots in common.
2013-12-31 01:07:24 PM  
Stopping this idea and calling it a "check and balance" is like calling "gridlock" responsible governing.
2013-12-31 03:20:39 PM  
Sooo, the NSA is looking for my "log in" data?

/ending 2013 with a splash!
2013-12-31 06:52:10 PM  
You left out the NSA can hack your Wifi from miles away and install spyware on your system as reported by engadget (I'd submit this to Fark but I can't think of a good headline)

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