JonnyBGoode: Just proving that the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence.
IoSaturnalia: Fano: Oh, I thought this was a link to the pic of a deer that jumped over a fence and got its ballsack impaled, and I wondered if GORGOR was allowed to submit articles again,She's not scheduled to be unbanned until 2134
zimbomba63: The best part, was the zoo official saying that the cheetahs behavior was natural and to be expected. Why would they have to say that? Well, because we have those so-called "sensitive viewers" out there, who thought the animals would have gotten together and sang kumbaya. You know, the ones who think dogs and cats want to be vegetarians
Benjimin_Dover: Mad_Radhu: doyner: If you take all the world's variations, it's pretty clear cats win the whole dogs vs. cats debate.There's a really good reason we don't keep cats the size of Great Danes as pets, namely the fact that cats are way stronger proportionally compared to a dog of the same size.And all the ends are pointy on a cat. A dog has just one pointy end.
TomD9938: doyner: If you take all the world's variations, it's pretty clear cats win the whole dogs vs. cats debate.There's no improving on perfection.[www.corbisimages.com image 321x480]
mongbiohazard: Sure enough, out of all the directions that stupid farking creature could have gone it ran across the 3 lane road and ran - pretty much full speed - straight in to my driver's side door. Farked up my door real bad, and blew out both the windows on that side of the car....They are stupid, stupid, STUPID creatures
The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "Doctors will examine the carcass to make sure the deer didn't have any diseases."Tertiary syphilis? Brain cancer? Eating the wrong kind of weeds?
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I wish I could say that this is Darwin (Deerwin?) in action, but thinning the herd via automobiles hasn't seemed to smarten-up the deer population any.
Contents Under Pressure: I can't even imagine how much Ivermectin you need to use on a scooting cheetah.
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