Heliovdrake: Wow,I wonder how long it will be before he goes out and hurts someone or himself based on the voice of jesus telling him to.
Ennuipoet: [www.thegreatdeejays.com image 445x668]"Go take a shiat on the salad bar at Wendys!"
dstanley: If a man says he talks to God, we nod and shake our head. If a man says he talks to God through his toaster, we think he's crazy.Why should the addition of an appliance make a difference?
ghettodwarf: because who uses a toaster anymore...I mean really.
Deucednuisance: ghettodwarf: because who uses a toaster anymore...I mean really.OK, Mr. Smartypants, how do YOU make toast, then? Holding a piece of bread over a hot burner with a fork?[www.tenaflyguy.com image 480x360]
A Cave Geek: You talk to god, you're religious....God talks to you, you're insane. Seems pretty simple to me. What's this court's problem?
uncoveror: I have a friend named Phil. He gives me advice when I need it. He tells me what to do when I bring my problems to him. There is not a more important person in my life than Phil.No one else has ever seen Phil, he is invisible. No one else can hear Phil, but I hear him. I know he is there. I know he is real.You probably think I am not right in the head, and need a coat that ties in the back and a padded room. Phil is not real, and I need to be drugged up and counseled until I realize that.Why is it suddenly OK if instead of Phil, my imaginary friend's name is Jesus?
uncoveror: Why is it suddenly OK if instead of Phil, my imaginary friend's name is Jesus?
BMFPitt: A Cave Geek: You talk to god, you're religious....God talks to you, you're insane. Seems pretty simple to me. What's this court's problem?Did the voice sound like Alan Rickman?
Sofa King Smart: A Cave Geek: You talk to god, you're religious....God talks to you, you're insane. Seems pretty simple to me. What's this court's problem?so if some chick named 'Mary', who happens to be a virgin, tells her fiance that she's pregnant with god's child... she should be committed to an institution? And when angels appear to her fiance and tell him it's ok... she's not a slut, name the kid 'Jesus' and just go with it... he should also be committed to an institution? Seems like you think that some modern human 'judges' should have the ability to overrule 'the mystery of faith' or something...
special20: ghettodwarf: because who uses a toaster anymore...I mean really.Amateurs.Use an iron.Behold! I am backing that statement with a chart for my own self assurance and your edification.[torontovintagebikes.com image 728x482]
Lee451: It is really sad that so many atheists are hateful and bitter. This is a trend I have noticed in the real world as well as on fark./I'll be praying for you.
Wenchmaster: I'm not a psychiatrist, don't play one on TV, and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express, so I could be wrong on this. I was under the impression that hearing voices was one of the very few definitive red lines for whether or not someone was mentally ill. Anyone with a better background in psychology or neuroscience out there who could weigh in?
Lee451: I'll be praying for you.
give me doughnuts: You skipped "WOOL."
AgentPothead: In the late 21st century it will be discovered that religious belief is neurological disorder.
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