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(KREM Spokane)   Man taunting police from icy roof discovers gravity   ( krem.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Brent Nouwels, PA system, negotiations, roofs  
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6721 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2013 at 2:06 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-25 01:38:01 AM  
6 votes:
Icy what he did wrong
2013-12-25 03:57:45 AM  
4 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I'm guessing that he would have discovered gravity, even without taunting the police.

Given that there's burglary, icy rooves, AND firearms involved, I'm going to finish the equation and guess alcohol was also a factor.

And maybe Roofies.
2013-12-25 01:36:10 AM  
4 votes:
So he never got a chance to taunt them a second time?
2013-12-25 02:21:59 AM  
2 votes:
Good. People like this shouldn't be walking around on the sleet.
2013-12-25 12:47:13 AM  
2 votes:
that's just a slippery slope
2013-12-25 12:26:01 AM  
2 votes:
Gravity is just a theory.
2013-12-25 05:17:14 AM  
1 vote:

mamoru: shanrick: mamoru: Gravity is just a theory.

Like global warming.
And the metric system.

and pants.
2013-12-25 02:10:17 AM  
1 vote:
I'm imagining it went something like this;

"! don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eeeEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
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