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(Yahoo)   Turkey wants to start a war with America. Considering we have a gigantic military base in their country... Please, proceed   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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4943 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Dec 2013 at 4:47 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-21 07:36:55 PM  
4 votes:

wildcardjack: Are we going to kick their ass and change their name to Chicken?

Naw, just take over Istanbul long enough to officially rename it Constantinople again.

You know... for the lulz.
2013-12-21 05:37:26 PM  
4 votes:

bbfreak: Wow, Subby made something out of nothing there. The article: Turkish PM biatches and whines that its a conspiracy that his political allies are corrupt, and would kindly like it if the United States didn't pay attention to that sort of thing. Yet, somehow Subby got Turkey wanting to go to war out of that. Eh.

It's nobody's business but the Turks.
2013-12-22 03:51:53 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, good, it's my chance to finally be inside a Turkish prison.

2013-12-21 11:43:48 PM  
1 vote:
After our War on Christmas, why would anyone mess with us?
2013-12-21 11:39:41 PM  
1 vote:
Jive Turkey.
2013-12-21 07:23:58 PM  
1 vote:
Are we going to kick their ass and change their name to Chicken?
2013-12-21 07:18:22 PM  
1 vote:
I think the UN should say, "No countries can start a war or initiate any acts of aggression on any other country until and unless said county (the intending-to-be aggressor country) has all its shiat together. That is, very low unemployment, debt-free, trade-positive, democratically elected government leaders, etc."

/So far, probably only the Scandinavian countries, Switzerland and maybe Qatar might qualify.
2013-12-21 06:09:35 PM  
1 vote:
OK, so we want to invade, so that means...hmmm...*scanning list*...they can't be white unless...*scanning*...appeasement, aggression, threat to European...*scanning*...right, so they can't be white, confirmed.

But Santa is white and...*scanning*...Anatolia...*scanning*...Turks arrived in 11th century...*scanning*...

Yup, good to go, casus belli confirmed:  Turks made Santa a mulatto.

2013-12-21 05:11:10 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens when you make an emotionally unstable single mother CIA station chief.
2013-12-21 05:02:49 PM  
1 vote:
The unlikely tag must be for submitter's thought processes.
2013-12-21 04:57:26 PM  
1 vote:
Among the scores detained in pre-dawn raids on December 17 were also the chief executive of state-owned bank Halkbank, Suleyman Aslan, and the Azerbaijani businessman Reza Zarrab

Now I'ma jelly. Why can't they do pre-dawn raids of bankers here?.
2013-12-21 04:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Coincidentally, I'm watching "The Mouse That Roared" right this very minute.
2013-12-21 04:30:52 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry, you are a little bit too important to our interests in the region.

Here is a bag of cash, we cool right?
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