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(E! Online)   Kate Upton breaks up with boyfriend, reportedly scouring for "hot middle-aged men"   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kate Upton, boyfriends, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue  
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4361 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Dec 2013 at 7:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-20 07:38:53 PM  
9 votes:
What's the lower limit on "hot?"
2013-12-20 07:33:28 PM  
5 votes:
what's the upper limit on "middle?"
2013-12-20 08:00:05 PM  
3 votes:
I've told you many times, Kate. I'm happily married.
2013-12-20 08:49:55 PM  
2 votes:
If it helps, I'll move back into my mom's basement
2013-12-20 07:57:25 PM  
2 votes:
I read that as 'hot, aged middle-man' and thought that I, an assistant dept. supervisor of an insurance office, had a shot.

2013-12-21 11:42:07 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: What's the Oxford definition of "man"?

Despite their dictionary creating skills, I don't think we should start letting the English define "man" any more than the Germans should define "humor"
2013-12-21 12:36:18 AM  
1 vote:
I'm kind of old, but, everyone says I very immature, so I got that going for me.  "Kate, baby, think of all the fun things we can do, like run out and pick up my Cialis."
2013-12-20 11:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: Dr J Zoidberg:

Because why the hell not NSFW

Jesus Christ.

No, Lady Godiva. But it's an honest mistake.

texdent: How much money is the guy expected to make to meet her standards?

Are you insinuating that she's some kind gold digger, or a prostitute maybe?

If so I'll need a good panhandling sign.
2013-12-20 10:49:24 PM  
1 vote:

flucto: what's the upper limit on "middle?"

Darth_Lukecash: What's the lower limit on "hot?"

It's probably a very narrow window and if you have to ask, you likely don't qualify.
2013-12-20 09:54:48 PM  
1 vote:

red5ish: [ image 150x190]  She doesn't look enough like a 12-year old boy.

No. She looks like a contestant from "Toddlers & Tiaras" with sloppy boob implants.
2013-12-20 09:43:10 PM  
1 vote:
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Here's my picture Kate, call me
2013-12-20 07:54:37 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-20 07:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
It's not a beer gut, it's a...

Okay, it's a beer gut.
2013-12-20 07:48:28 PM  
1 vote:
Kate, eip.

/the chances she's scouring fark are 1 in a million.
//I'm saying there is a chance.
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