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(   If you're caught driving down a 60mph highway totally naked and playing with your personal joystick, the excuse that you had just "gotten carried away" while text messaging probably isn't going to fly   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Neal Marshall, indecency  
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1550 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2013 at 7:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-19 07:25:53 AM  
I would have said 'Ambien'
2013-12-19 07:26:07 AM  
Its another ad for that TLC 'sex with hospitals' or whatever.  And worse its an auto-play video.  Fark you subby.
2013-12-19 07:34:55 AM  
Especially since it's not appropriate to text while driving.
2013-12-19 07:35:23 AM  
He shoved it on down into overdrive.
2013-12-19 07:38:03 AM  
I hope he has affluenza as well. The poor bastard.
2013-12-19 07:52:01 AM  
"DRIVING ON a busy 100kmh road normally requires two hands on the steering wheel. "

No it doesn't...
2013-12-19 08:13:06 AM  
The proper term is 'Il m'a envoyé un texto pornographique',  subby.
2013-12-19 11:43:53 AM  
I did it driving on I-70 near Columbia, Missouri while wearing a baby blue Speedo with my dick tied BDSM style to the steering wheel. Best wank I ever had. CSB, and very very true.
2013-12-19 11:57:17 AM  

2013-12-19 12:14:31 PM  
See, this is why they shouldn't drive on the left side of the road over there...
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