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(Huffington Post)   Huffington Post presents "The Year in Florida"   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Florida, HuffPost, North Fort Myers, Courts of Florida, rectal examination, gentlemen's club, Madeira Beach, Highlands County, Sarasota County  
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2013-12-18 12:41:43 AM  
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2013-12-18 01:16:32 AM  
Or as we like to call it, the Fark Main page
2013-12-18 05:56:34 AM  
Come on subby, you didn't use the words "violent naked pooping masterbater" or "mother-daughter porn".
/oh well, green is green
2013-12-18 06:03:34 AM  
 They forgot to include the butt kissing flasher.
2013-12-18 06:55:11 AM  
God! I love living here! Now, how do I get to Zephyrhills?
2013-12-18 07:13:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Or as we like to call it, the Fark Main page

Pretty much this.^^  Didn't realize that the Huffpoo was so desperate for page clicks.
2013-12-18 07:28:52 AM  
I swear to God, there was a Chris Rock routine from the 1990s where he said black people might act stupid but white people act CRAZY.

Anyone know if I'm recalling that correctly?

Anyway, I am willing to bet he wrote the second part of that line while sitting in a Denny's in Hillsborough County, Florida.

Just a guess.
2013-12-18 07:55:52 AM  
Glad I live in the "normal" part of Florida. But I am awfully close to that prostrate examination thingee.
2013-12-18 08:19:16 AM  
70 degrees, sunny, and clear. Crystal turquois water. Plenty of outdoor things to do.

Yep, sucks to be us. Don't come here.
2013-12-18 08:22:02 AM  

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Son, I am disappoint.
2013-12-18 08:25:03 AM  
Wow... lame doesn't begin to describe it.

Fark could do a headline of the year just from its florida tag, and these people could only come up with 5 stories.

Of course, the 2 guys had to spend 4 minutes of the story talking about how great they both looked. NTTAWWT
2013-12-18 09:16:28 AM  

Pick: Glad I live in the "normal" part of Florida. But I am awfully close to that prostrate examination thingee.

If there was a "normal" part of Florida, we wouldn't have our own tag on FARK now, would we?  Parts of the Big Bend are great, but that also includes Tallahassee.  Which includes our evil, Reptilian Overlord.


//Go Noles
2013-12-18 11:05:45 AM  
Could not take the smugness of the DB's presenting the show.
2013-12-18 11:58:59 AM  
Lived in the Sarasota/Bradenton area for over 25 years.

Never heard of a "skunk ape".
2013-12-18 12:02:10 PM  
Not so fast now, the year's not over yet.
2013-12-18 12:29:05 PM  
The Year in Florida - Week One
2013-12-18 04:24:36 PM  
Thanks for ruining hot mugshot HuffPo  :(
2013-12-19 05:56:01 AM  
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