FARK.com: (8064609) Woman takes up jogging to make her bum perkier; just kidding, she actually GIVES UP jogging, and IT ACTUALLY MAKES HER BUM PERKIER (w/pics)

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		Woman takes up jogging to make her bum perkier; just kidding, she actually GIVES UP jogging, and IT ACTUALLY MAKES HER BUM PERKIER (w/pics) ( dailymail.co.uk)		46
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HawgWild

2013-12-17 08:40:51 PM

12 votes:

That ain't no pic of her bum!

bingethinker

2013-12-17 09:28:40 PM

7 votes:

No pictures of her bum? Fail.

aerojockey

2013-12-18 01:20:56 AM

5 votes:

"Perkier" isn't the word I'd use to describe her bum. (I'm assuming this is the after photo.)

I'd go with something like "almost not non-existent for once".

Frederick

2013-12-17 09:00:35 PM

4 votes:

Habitual joggers have no asses and stick legs. Sprinters....they got asses.

Omahawg

2013-12-18 01:54:58 AM

3 votes:

Pokey.Clyde

2013-12-17 09:49:52 PM

3 votes:

She looks cold

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:42:33 PM

2 votes:

"Perky bum". The mods give you "perky bum" to work with and you posted what, 3 pictures?
Have I taught you nothing?

Sigh.

Uisce Beatha

2013-12-18 05:39:37 AM

2 votes:

inglixthemad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Peter von Nostrand: She could have gotten the same results doing squats with a proper technique

Let's hear it for squats!

WeenerGord

2013-12-18 01:28:32 AM

2 votes:

She casts no shadow and there are white outlines around her image. I suspect a photoshop.

That or she's a vampire.

SlothB77

2013-12-17 10:50:58 PM

2 votes:

Article has no pics of her bum ... but, based on what perkiness is visible, it sure looks like it was a cold day when those pics were taken.

Donnchadha

2013-12-18 05:29:44 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:40:02 PM

1 vote:

So if they can broadcast it on NBC I can post it on Fark, right?

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:38:55 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:38:15 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:17:21 PM

1 vote:

better safe than sorry

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:13:34 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 03:12:59 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 02:07:01 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 02:04:24 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 01:56:01 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 01:55:22 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:47:00 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:45:49 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:45:00 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:44:24 PM

1 vote:

Banned on the Run

2013-12-18 01:43:29 PM

1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-18 10:57:19 AM

1 vote:

sedric

2013-12-18 09:55:24 AM

1 vote:

sprinters bottom anyone??

Sofa King Smart

2013-12-18 09:26:26 AM

1 vote:

Onkel Buck

2013-12-18 07:20:49 AM

1 vote:

Iron Chef Scottish

2013-12-18 02:29:49 AM

1 vote:

WeenerGord: [img.fark.net image 306x576]

She casts no shadow and there are white outlines around her image. I suspect a photoshop.

That or she's a vampire.

neither - it's Britain in December. There is no sun.

Herne2009

2013-12-18 01:42:44 AM

1 vote:

Cardio does drop fat, but it also drops muscle (especially fast twitch muscle fibres). Most of the aesthetic things we like about athletic people come from them having muscle mass (this includes the arse), which is why joggers tend to look flat bummed and ropy muscled.

911Jenny

2013-12-18 01:40:27 AM

1 vote:

I've been doing squats and lunges and other weights.

My ass hasn't looked this good since I played volleyball in high school.

Begoggle

2013-12-18 01:38:01 AM

1 vote:

Complete waste of time, but I guess Daily Fail has to get their hits.

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy

2013-12-18 01:29:19 AM

1 vote:

Oh, wow, she's tiny. Probably 5'0". Of course she didn't have an ass when she was jogging, petite women need a little ass fat. Just not too much.

Salmon

2013-12-18 01:27:39 AM

1 vote:

Nipples are fine though

Mark Ratner

2013-12-18 01:24:49 AM

1 vote:

Came for ass pics. Leaving disappoint

99.998er

2013-12-18 01:11:50 AM

1 vote:

Nice green light, Subby. My next one will be like "Jogger has tighter vagina after not farking" with pics.

2013-12-18 01:07:25 AM

1 vote:

Nipples

FatherChaos

2013-12-18 01:05:48 AM

1 vote:

Dear Daily Fail,

If you run a story about a girl's ass, make sure you actually take pictures of her ass. Before and after pictures would be preferable.

That is all. Thank you.

ukexpat

2013-12-18 01:05:44 AM

1 vote:

Maybe she just needed a little fat on her ass to fill it out.

Dee Snarl

2013-12-18 01:03:23 AM

1 vote:

Why are there no pics of her fanny?? We need pics of her fanny! Right??

AlwaysRightBoy

2013-12-17 11:18:31 PM

1 vote:

That was almost lamer than most of my submissions.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2013-12-17 11:02:55 PM

1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: *checks article*

She stays fit by throwing up her meals. Probably cut down on portions after she stopped exercising

Or she was overtraining and just now recovered. This would lead to a increase in muscle mass.

Donnchadha

2013-12-17 10:56:25 PM

1 vote:

Daily Fail, so it must be true

But her bum isn't the only perky thing on her...

Thurston Howell

2013-12-17 08:32:15 PM

1 vote:

So one person is a genetic outlier. Everybody else, put the Cheetos down and stay on the farking treadmill.

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