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(Some Confused Guy)   Now here's a paradox for you: beer concentrate   ( patsbcb.com) divider line
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2013-12-16 12:40:57 AM  
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Mad_Radhu: It's called Guinness.

/My fellow stout-drinking friends call taking a piss "making Budweiser".

Well, you know, Guinness clocks in at 125 calories and 4.3% ABV... so I wouldn't exactly be knocking the Budweiser at 143 calories and 5.0% abv.

But if you want to keep drinking in the smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug feel free.
2013-12-15 06:00:16 PM  
1 vote:
Not contradictory at all -- during Prohibition, bakers and (former) beer-producers sold DIY home brew kits. Well, really more like malt syrups and extracts with a pretty explicit list of things to  not mix it with and in what order, and do afterwards, since that would make beer and that would be illegal.
2013-12-15 01:21:30 PM  
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pueblonative: CodeMonkey4Life: bring whiskey.

But what if my whiskey's too heavy. . .?

With a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry...

/wait, wrong song
2013-12-15 12:56:41 PM  
1 vote:
When i drink a lot of beer I can't concentrate
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