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(New Musical Express)   Irrelevant musician leaves irrelevant band   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Joey Jordison, slipknot, Drummer Joey, Download Festival, Corey Taylor  
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5236 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Dec 2013 at 11:39 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-13 09:32:19 PM  
The headline delivered as promised.
2013-12-13 11:47:33 PM  
I thought he died from a heroin overdose in a hotel room 5 years ago?

2013-12-13 11:52:22 PM  
That's cool, they have a bunch of extra drummers.
2013-12-13 11:53:14 PM  
So what? They aren't real metal anyway. The only real metal band is Slagathor's Taint.
2013-12-13 11:57:03 PM  
I read the article thoroughly, trying to find out why Joey left the band, but then I remembered - I don't even like Insane Clown Posse.
2013-12-14 12:18:09 AM  
We can haz Murderdolls?
2013-12-14 01:13:50 AM  
Subby, I thought you said a musician left a band... all this article talks about is a drummer.
2013-12-14 01:57:32 AM  
the pride of iowa.....

don't think I've ever heard a song by them though
2013-12-14 02:38:00 AM  
Brought to you by an irrelevant music mag. Guess you can only ask Morrisey about the Smiths and rate old Oasis albums a few thousand times too many.
2013-12-14 02:50:04 AM  
That's actually somewhat disappointing, i was looking forward to their new album.
2013-12-14 03:49:21 AM  

bearded clamorer: The headline delivered as promised.

Left out "as reported by irrelevant blog for irrelevant magazine", though.
2013-12-14 04:13:49 AM  

stoli n coke: So what? They aren't real metal anyway. The only real metal band is Slagathor's Taint.

I used to like them, before they sold out an went commercial. Now I mostly listen to a Welsh metal band called Glywnwyddychnychtfrvynrwqsgwrthirp - which translates roughly to "Satan's Anal Maggots".
2013-12-14 05:30:51 AM  
2013-12-14 05:42:08 AM  
Slipknot's doo-doo but he's a solid drummer. After seeing him with Ministry I wish he would've been a permanent member.
2013-12-14 08:32:38 AM  
2013-12-14 10:07:29 AM  
I had never heard any of their music, but I saw them live at a Mayhem or Warped tour a couple of years ago and was quite entertained. Fun show. Haven't been motivated to listen to them since though. cheers
2013-12-14 10:38:12 AM  
How would anyone know?
2013-12-14 11:25:01 AM  
I have never heard of them, but I am old.
2013-12-14 04:13:12 PM  
There's more to being a good drummer than just being really fast Joey.
2013-12-14 06:46:38 PM  
they have never confirmed that they will be recording another LP

There were conflicting accounts. After Paul Gray died, Corey Taylor said "probably not" to which Joey Jordison said "absolutely, with or without Corey." With Jordison leaving, I think there went the new Slipknot album. TFA says they'll release it next year, but we'll see.

MFAWG: We can haz Murderdolls?

I dig the Murderdolls too. I wouldn't mind a third album. In the meantime, though, Joey's been busy with Scar the Martyr. I got to see them recently on the Night of the Living Dreads tour with Rob Zombie and Korn. I even got 30 seconds of face time with Joey. I asked him about his kit. He was cool.

/Why yes, I am a metal fan, thank you for asking.
//"Drummers aren't musicians" jokes - funny and classic. "The only real metal is..." - funny and classic. "Joey sucks at drumming" - biatch, please. Like you got chops.
2013-12-14 11:58:59 PM  
Joey is a really REALLY good drummer.
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