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(Athlon Sports)   Auburn's bizarre road to the BCS Championship reads like a bad (and highly implausible) movie script   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, BCS, BCS championship, Athlon Sports, Gus Malzahn, Chizik, LSU Tigers, Iron Bowl, Arkansas State  
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2013-12-12 05:44:56 PM  
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Gosling: Well, it would be a tough game for Florida St. They've never beaten Alabama.

Because their history in the 60s/70s is relevant to today?  Are you the guy who keeps voting for Notre Dame to be in BCS bowls?
2013-12-12 11:14:35 AM  
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RminusQ: It's a damn shame Auburn beat Georgia. If they had lost that, then even their win over 'Bama wouldn't have won the division. And we'd again have Alabama going to the national championship without winning their division because SEC.

Well, it would be a tough game for Florida St. They've never beaten Alabama.

But then, Alabama has never beaten Rice.
Rice has never beaten Oklahoma.
Oklahoma has never beaten BYU.
BYU has never beaten Florida St.

I say we settle it with a 5-way battle to the death.

/yes, I've looked this up. For every damn team in FBS.
2013-12-12 10:53:27 AM  
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April 20, 2013: Auburn spring game sets records
Spring football practice at Auburn culminates with a record-setting game late in April. The Tigers had the most popular, most-attended spring game in the nation, hosting a record 83,401 people at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

This is a very misleading statement. The game just happened to coincide with Auburn's annual stick-your-dick-in-a-chicken day, which every year draws more people than any other event at the college.
2013-12-12 10:32:16 AM  
1 vote:
Auburn's NC formula:
1.  Find a juco quarterback who was kicked off another SEC team for stealing
2.  Enroll in August, assuring at least 1 semester eligibility
3.  Profit.
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