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(Dorking and Leatherhead)   'Scrooge-like' council removes Dorking Cock's Christmas costume   ( dorkingandleatherheadadvertiser.co.uk) divider line
    More: Stupid, Christmas, Scrooges, student council, West Street, Diamond Jubilee  
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3265 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2013 at 8:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-12 08:47:07 AM  
The terror that faps in the night, the spotted dick that makes you giggle inappropriately, that Dorking Cock?
2013-12-12 08:54:07 AM  
I guess Cock will have to bareback....
2013-12-12 08:54:57 AM  
What the hell...
2013-12-12 08:55:42 AM  
They laid bare the Dorking Cock?  In public??
2013-12-12 08:59:15 AM  
What random placement of syllables is this?
2013-12-12 09:01:36 AM  
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2013-12-12 09:14:15 AM  
You'd think they would have bothered to get a decent picture of the thing.

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2013-12-12 09:47:30 AM  
That's a shame, sounds like the hipster brigade really brought their A-game to this one too... but they seem to be good sports about it, so they have that going for them. Which is nice.
2013-12-12 09:47:34 AM  
This springs to mind

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Looks like they expect shrinkage to to cold weather.
2013-12-12 09:59:24 AM  
Members of the Knit 'n' Knatter group, which meets every week at the Fluff-a-torium shop in West Street, gathered to create the cock's festive new look

So a bunch of fluffers got together and dressed up a giant cock.

2013-12-12 10:24:09 AM  
You farking people. You have no idea how to celebrate a holiday. All you did was weaken a tradition today. That's all you did. You put people's spirit in danger. Sweet dreams.
2013-12-12 11:24:59 AM  
lol penis
2013-12-12 11:35:27 AM  
I can never understand what the English say, and half of it sounds like euphemisms for "penis".
2013-12-12 12:24:44 PM  
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2013-12-12 12:32:36 PM  
Shouldn't this have a 
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