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(Iceland Review)   Rolling Stones songs blared into the ocean fail to scare 50,000 tons of trapped herring back out to sea. RELEASE THE NICKELBACKEN   ( icelandreview.com) divider line
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2013-12-10 12:01:04 PM  
6 votes:
Great, now not only will they be trapped, they'll also be herring impaired.
2013-12-10 11:11:50 AM  
6 votes:
I said, hey! You! Get out of my fjord
Hey! You! Get out of my fjord
Hey! You! Get out of my fjord
2013-12-10 01:56:29 PM  
3 votes:
Pickled fish is for pussies.

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2013-12-10 12:08:23 PM  
3 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

Why do you hate fish?

The fish aren't even the problem.  Celine Dion exposure, like mercury, is bio-accumulative and will never leave the food chain.

Years from now, apex predators would still be suffering.
2013-12-10 12:24:11 PM  
2 votes:
Nah, Nickleback would just draw crowds of herring who all look and act the same... you really want to scare them away...


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2013-12-10 11:05:33 AM  
2 votes:
We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion
2013-12-10 02:57:02 PM  
1 vote:
Two words. Yoko. Ono.
2013-12-10 12:45:49 PM  
1 vote:
Time for the ultimate solution for such a dilemma -- put Phish in the shark cage and lower to the bottom of fjord.  Make it a phree concert because everyone knows those herring can't afjord to pay a phenning.
2013-12-10 12:44:22 PM  
1 vote:
The problem was man made..
So (lowers sunglasses)
He who delt it Smelt it?
2013-12-10 12:24:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-10 12:13:04 PM  
1 vote:
maybe they're hard of herring
2013-12-10 12:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
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Have they tried saying "Ni!" to them?
2013-12-10 12:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
I blame bad herring
2013-12-10 12:04:49 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

Why do you hate fish?
2013-12-10 11:52:27 AM  
1 vote:
Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.
2013-12-10 11:18:09 AM  
1 vote:
50,000 tons of herring, just sitting around in a Nordic fjord?  You'd figure it'd be this, very quickly:

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