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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)   "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was 'swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion'"   ( turnto23.com) divider line
    More: Scary, helicopter motion, Shawn Harvell, indecency, fire hydrants  
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2013-12-06 12:46:34 AM  
22 votes:
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2013-12-06 05:27:24 AM  
8 votes:
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2013-12-06 05:42:45 AM  
7 votes:
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2013-12-06 12:41:37 AM  
6 votes:
Did he have a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus's head with a hole cut into the mouth?
2013-12-06 06:39:17 AM  
5 votes:
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this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.
2013-12-06 12:53:44 AM  
5 votes:
"Harvell was also ticketed for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant."

Maybe he was just trying to get the kinks out of his hose
2013-12-06 12:42:01 AM  
5 votes:
I thought it was more like a record, baby.

/Right round round round
2013-12-06 12:22:58 AM  
5 votes:
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-12-05 11:47:23 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-12-06 06:52:56 AM  
4 votes:
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Worst member ever.
2013-12-06 08:22:51 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-12-06 05:53:47 AM  
3 votes:
"The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.
2013-12-06 05:44:17 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-12-06 05:43:29 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-12-06 04:47:50 AM  
3 votes:
Maybe he was trying the male equivelent of "twerking"

2013-12-06 04:36:45 AM  
3 votes:
Did she watch him do it 46 times?  Because, if so, she is now officially a lesbian.
2013-12-06 01:28:39 PM  
2 votes:
2013-12-06 10:42:02 AM  
2 votes:
I believe he was demonstrating Amazon's new package delivery service.
2013-12-06 08:44:19 AM  
2 votes:

kkinnison: [img.photobucket.com image 687x343] (pops)


VG Cats updated?
2013-12-06 07:44:38 AM  
2 votes:
Was he shouting, "Get to da choppa!"
2013-12-06 07:27:50 AM  
2 votes:
That could be dangerous, he might get it stuck in a slatted chair.
2013-12-06 06:21:26 AM  
2 votes:

Guuberre: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 300x218]

Hey, what .gifs with you?
2013-12-06 06:12:06 AM  
2 votes:
Wankel Rotary Penis!
2013-12-06 05:53:04 AM  
2 votes:
What an idiot.
Why the hell would you do that..

without making ft-t-t-t-t-t-t sounds?!

There was no mention of that.
2013-12-06 01:08:06 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-06 03:32:45 PM  
1 vote:
Wait a second, lemme check something here,,,

Yeah, it's possible.

Oh look, my boss is calling, gotta go
2013-12-06 08:39:55 AM  
1 vote:
Did she tell him to take off?
2013-12-06 08:20:25 AM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 706x524]
this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.

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2013-12-06 08:19:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-06 06:17:20 AM  
1 vote:

JoieD'Zen: pnkgtr: "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.

I remember a thread from years ago about having a dick for a day and what women would do if they had one. This was maybe 5 years ago?
I always thought it would be fun to have one for awhile but a nuisance to walk around with one full time.

Yes, it's not very aerodynamic. I speak from experience.
2013-12-06 06:13:47 AM  
1 vote:
Let him or her who has *NOT* done public nudity for a photo at a Fark party cast the first stone .
2013-12-06 05:41:25 AM  
1 vote:
/looks 2 FP articles back....

A rare Meatspin trifecta in play.
2013-12-06 05:31:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-06 05:17:39 AM  
1 vote:
Having a PA makes your helicopter much more impressive .
2013-12-06 02:55:26 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was just trying to dial his rotary cell phone.
2013-12-06 01:18:05 AM  
1 vote:
There should be a video of this, posted to the internet, that we can send our unwary friends to.
2013-12-05 11:44:39 PM  
1 vote:
No need for a Scary tag... just point and laugh ladies.  It works better than a cold shower.
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