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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)   "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was 'swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion'"   ( turnto23.com) divider line
    More: Scary, helicopter motion, Shawn Harvell, indecency, fire hydrants  
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6318 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2013 at 5:10 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-06 12:07:02 AM  
3 votes:
Fool.  If he can do a rotary helicopter motion he should sell tickets and put on a show.
2013-12-06 12:46:34 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-06 12:42:01 AM  
2 votes:
I thought it was more like a record, baby.

/Right round round round
2013-12-06 12:41:37 AM  
2 votes:
Did he have a cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus's head with a hole cut into the mouth?
2013-12-06 06:39:17 AM  
1 vote:
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this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.
2013-12-06 05:39:31 AM  
1 vote:
One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.
The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion," the police report said.
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.

One hand for the grab, one hand to swing...and he plans to hold the gun with what?

// multitalented to be able to walk and do all that simultaneously
2013-12-06 05:18:22 AM  
1 vote:
To impress a chick, helicopter dick.

/yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.  Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!
2013-12-06 04:47:50 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was trying the male equivelent of "twerking"

2013-12-06 01:18:05 AM  
1 vote:
There should be a video of this, posted to the internet, that we can send our unwary friends to.
2013-12-05 11:44:39 PM  
1 vote:
No need for a Scary tag... just point and laugh ladies.  It works better than a cold shower.
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