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(Fark)   Let's get judgmental--help subby put modern people and/or fictional characters in the various levels of Dante's Inferno. It's for a D&D campaign (not 4.0, which is popular in circle 6)   ( fark.com) divider line
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2013-12-05 11:29:00 PM  
2 votes:
First Circle - A whole mess of Buddhist monks
Second Circle - Hugh Hefner and Kim Kardashian
Third Circle - Adam Richman and Andrew Zimmern
Fourth Circle - Joel Osteen and his ilk.
Fifth Circle - Westboro Baptist Church
Sixth Circle - Pat Robertson
Seventh Circle - Violent - OJ Simpson
                        - Suicide - Kurt Cobain
                        - Sodomite - Elton John
Eighth Circle - Madoff and countless others.
Ninth Circle - Jane Fonda.
2013-12-05 11:47:36 PM  
1 vote:

Fubini: Subby might get more mileage if he put up the circles of hell, because most of us don't have encyclopedic knowledge of Italian Renaissance literature.

But from Wikipedia it looks like Rush Limbaugh would go just fine in at least 5 different circles. He could be a recurring character... it was seen fit that he would be punished in *every* level of hell, simultaneously.

Circle 1 - unbaptized, virtuous pagans
Circle 2 - Lusters
Circle 3 - Gluttons
Circle 4 - Greedy
Circle 5 - Wrathful
Circle 6 - Heretics
Circle 7 - Violent
Circle 8 - Fraudulent
Circle 9 - Traitors
2013-12-05 11:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
Aleister Crowley on level 8. Maybe previous incarnations of the Dalai Lama on the 1st circle. And I'd go ahead and throw Jerry Fawell on level 6 for being a heretic.
2013-12-05 10:46:49 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Hoarders and Wasters = GOP

oh jeebus christ you've got a one track mind.

While we are classing out fictional characters can someone help me out with the show Supernatural?

Dean Winchester: Duel class lvl 5 warrior lvl 1 mage (or maybe sub in lvl 3 thief)

Sam Winchester: Duel class lvl 5 warrior lvl 3 mage (unless you want to demon blood Sam then lvl 7)

Bobby Singer Duel class lvl 7 mage lvl 5 bard (knowledge of "Lore")

Been watching way too many episodes on Netflix and it just strikes me as a couple 4-5 level campaigners getting some awesome critical hits when they really really need them. Not to mention the occasional epic weapons.
2013-12-05 10:18:49 AM  
1 vote:
Edition AD&D is best AD&D.
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