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(Celebslam)   5'2" Hayden Panettiere says she's marrying 6'6" Wladimir Klitschko because she wants normal-sized kids. Yep, math works out   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Hayden Panettiere, Wladimir Klitschko, Ellen Degeneres  
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5510 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Dec 2013 at 1:58 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-03 12:58:37 PM  
3 votes:
Subby, you misspelled 'she wants enormous c*ck'. There no z in there.
2013-12-03 02:20:49 PM  
2 votes:
She's cute. He's attractive. Let's hate them.
2013-12-03 02:12:01 PM  
2 votes:
Worst. Boob job. Ever.

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2013-12-04 07:41:10 AM  
1 vote:
That lucky son of a b*tch
2013-12-03 10:43:12 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Worst. Boob job. Ever.[ image 445x650][ image 374x650]

It's sad, because they were pretty darn cute before.  Bigger does not necessarily mean better.  On that stature of body, Jennifer Aniston tits are perfect, and that's what Hayden used to have.  I don't know what she was thinking.
2013-12-03 07:44:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-03 07:17:55 PM  
1 vote:
I'd give her my normal size penis, if ya know what I mean
2013-12-03 06:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
I once dated a gril a foot shorter than I was.  Hated it.  I felt like I was was going out with a child who literally had to stand a few steps up just to make out.

And farking someone that tiny--how is it romantic having her head in your arm pit?
2013-12-03 05:51:53 PM  
1 vote:

KWess: I sat in the Lufthansa lounge with him in the Detroit airport.  I didn't immediately realize who it was, but I remember thinking 'who is that giant?'

His fists looked like cinder blocks made of ham.

Thank you for helping me to finish my detective novel. "As he pummelled me, his fists rained down like a downpour of cinderblocks made of ham. He was playing a Concerto in Pain, Fist major."
2013-12-03 05:24:29 PM  
1 vote:
As a short lady, I also lurve the tall and hard guys.

I think it's a genetic thing.
2013-12-03 05:15:11 PM  
1 vote:
Which one of them beat the crap out of Lennox Lewis?   That was probably the last great heavyweight fight I've seen.

I hope that's this guy.
2013-12-03 05:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
She may find that the baby is just too farking huge for her frame.
2013-12-03 04:47:16 PM  
1 vote:
I can totally see where she's coming from.

I am 5'3" and my wife is 5'9". I exclusively dated taller girls for this exact same reason (unfortunately this also meant I could never date other Asians).

My son, who is 11 months old was born 2lbs heavier than I was and has been consistently on the 65th percentile with height which makes me very happy.

I don't care whether he would be tall enough to play basketball or whatever, I would just like for him to be normal/average. As it is, even if he were he would still get slack for being the shortest but eugenics isn't done in one generation.
2013-12-03 04:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
I'd stick it in her pooper.
2013-12-03 03:27:13 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: Wellon Dowd: Worst. Boob job. Ever.[ image 445x650][ image 374x650]

That mesh top is creating a moiré pattern that makes it look much worse than it is.

Actually, no. It really is that bad.

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The way the her meat connects to her ribs does not lend itself well to enhancement. There's no wiggle room in that valley, so instead of hills, she ended up with buildings.
2013-12-03 03:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

pute kisses like a man: SlothB77: I have a buddy that is 7'2.  He has two older brothers: 7'0 and 6'10.  His dad is like 5'7 and his mom is like 5'0.

i think childhood nutrition (and other non-genetic factors) may take a role in ultimate height.  so, say you have all tall jeans, but exist at starvation levels the first 20 years of your life.  maybe you won't grow as much as you should.  or you have short genes, but you eat nothing by growth hormone beef.

/ who knows.  i just assume there are more factors than we have considered so far.

I have a friend whose parent were born and raised in 1940/1950's China. Friend and his brother were born in 1960/1970's USA. The sons are both one foot taller than the parents.
2013-12-03 03:03:44 PM  
1 vote:

nekom: I read that as Hayden Planearium and was quite confused.

I can see how this could happen.

I mean, both are good places to see a full moon:

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2013-12-03 02:54:32 PM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: groppet: Paka Ono:

"You must be this tall to ride"

CRIPES! Does he make her dress up as a school girl?

I wonder if she still has the cheerleader uniform?
If not, he should get her one.

and film it so he can put it on the internet in a year when they break up
2013-12-03 02:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

forgotmydamnusername: offacue: Beerguy: [ image 467x431]


She probably can't even reach all the way around his cawk.

Did none of you ever participate in a sport, or even get forced to take PE in school? A quick, cursory glance around a locker room should demonstrate that genitalia size does not seem to have any direct correlation with overall body size. The woman probably really is just hoping for offspring that can pull stuff off the top shelf of the refrigerator without having to stand on a chair.

Size when flaccid is not always a great indicator of size when erect.
2013-12-03 02:30:51 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Worst. Boob job. Ever.[ image 445x650][ image 374x650]

That mesh top is creating a moiré pattern that makes it look much worse than it is.
2013-12-03 02:20:25 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Worst. Boob job. Ever.[ image 445x650][ image 374x650]

I disagree. trust me you can find worse on the net in under 30 sec.
I am at work so i will not do so at this time.
2013-12-03 02:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
5'2"? Ha! I worked as an extra and had her standing next to me. I felt like I could stuff her in my pocket and make a run for it.

Heels don't count, honey...
2013-12-03 02:10:01 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that sound was Mendel yelling "GENETICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"
2013-12-03 02:09:34 PM  
1 vote:


Like a father taking his daughter to get some ice cream...
2013-12-03 02:06:03 PM  
1 vote:
I hope she's got a better reason for marrying the guy than how tall he is.

/wonders if she dresses up and calls him 'Daddy' in the bedroom
//yeah I went there. window seat please
2013-12-03 01:08:07 PM  
1 vote:
As a 6'3" man who dated a 4'11" woman, I can appreciate certain advantages to the difference in height...
2013-12-03 12:12:48 PM  
1 vote:
I know that when I'm in the market for normal-anythinged kids my first stop is the business end of a Chernobyl native's genitalia.
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