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(Politico)   NY GOP Congressional candidate runs attack ads linking his opponent to Barack Obama and crack smoking mayor of Toronto Rob Ford, because, you know, they are all "politicians", which he, as a candidate for national office, clearly, is not   ( politico.com) divider line
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2013-12-02 03:21:52 PM  
6 votes:
Let's get this thread started right, with nostalgia.

Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**....

....mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...
...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...
Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
2013-12-02 03:31:03 PM  
2 votes:
Nevermind that Rob Ford followers in Toronto are almost exactly like tea partiers in almost every way.  Ignorant, paranoid, bigoted shiathead with a victim's complex.
2013-12-02 09:29:01 PM  
1 vote:

jjorsett: Screamingappealing to, "RACISM!" is the fallback that you resort to when the facts aren't on your side, or you're just too damned lazy or stupid to come up with something better.

2013-12-02 04:57:19 PM  
1 vote:
There are people who think Ron Paul is not a politician, and that he's a Libertarian and not a Republican.
2013-12-02 04:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
do you think this chucklehead is aware that rob ford is a conservative?
2013-12-02 04:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ, this thread went off the rails in 5 posts. Good work, Fark.
2013-12-02 03:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Whereas Peter King also called himself a Republican, and he is far to the right.

No, he's really not. In fact, he tried to start a revolt against the Tea Party a few months ago (which went nowhere).

Peter King is an awful person. He unapologetically funneled money to the Irish Republican Army so they can conduct terrorism back in the day. He even said that he doesn't care if civilians are injured by the IRA since the IRA were justified to bomb the English.

But he isn't really that far right of the base Republican party. He is, like most other New York delegation Republicans, really far left of where the party is. It's only a few whackobirds like Carl Paladino who represent the extreme wing of the GOP, and he couldn't get elected in NY.
2013-12-02 03:45:58 PM  
1 vote:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Lying to yourself is a proud republican tradition.

"I'm straight!" said Larry Craig.

"I love pussy!" said Ted Haggard.

"I am not a crook," said Nixon. "Barooooooo!"

"I'm compassionate!" said George W. Bush.

"We never had a terrorist attack under Bush's watch!" said teabaggers.
2013-12-02 03:33:00 PM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: Giltric: Republican like Peter King?

Or republican like Bloomberg?

I mean it is New York....

Jesus H. Christ, you will lie even about basic widely-known facts.

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That sh*t might work in Freepland, but not here.

 Are you saying he was not a republican?

Your cite says otherwise....

You can't even be honest with yourself....can you.
2013-12-02 03:28:59 PM  
1 vote:
Two weeks ago, I called this a dog-whistle the GOP would latch onto.

Racist disgusting pigs.
2013-12-02 03:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
Lying to yourself is a proud republican tradition.

"I'm straight!" said Larry Craig.

"I love pussy!" said Ted Haggard.

"I am not a crook," said Nixon. "Barooooooo!"
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