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(Politico)   NY GOP Congressional candidate runs attack ads linking his opponent to Barack Obama and crack smoking mayor of Toronto Rob Ford, because, you know, they are all "politicians", which he, as a candidate for national office, clearly, is not   ( politico.com) divider line
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2013-12-02 03:21:59 PM  
2 votes:
Lying to yourself is a proud republican tradition.

"I'm straight!" said Larry Craig.

"I love pussy!" said Ted Haggard.

"I am not a crook," said Nixon. "Barooooooo!"
2013-12-02 03:21:52 PM  
2 votes:
Let's get this thread started right, with nostalgia.

Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**....

....mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...
...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome,  Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...
Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum.  You're not leading this country.  You're not contributing to this country.  You're not even part of this country.  You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors.  And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
2013-12-02 04:48:11 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: do you think this chucklehead is aware that rob ford is a conservative?

Unpossible.  Everyone in Soviet Canuckistan is a Communist.
2013-12-02 04:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ, this thread went off the rails in 5 posts. Good work, Fark.
2013-12-02 04:03:53 PM  
1 vote:

BojanglesPaladin: Tricky Chicken: Do you always ask douchey rhetorical questions to interject into other peoples discussions, or is it just this time?

Not always. Not usually, really.Sometimes it just seems... necessary. Like when a trollio trolly Farker goes all apoplectic because someone called a politician who identified himself as a Republican... a Republican.

Your mileage may vary, but given that you just did the same thing, perhaps not.

But I was being ironic

Like rain on your wedding day
or ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife...because seriously, that is a lot of farking spoons! Just think of how much space that many spoons would take! Of course the biatch cant find a knife! there are just too damn many spoons all over the place! I'd be surprised if she sould find the damn stove.  She must have some sort of cleptomaniac compulsion to steal the spoons from every restaurant she goes to!  They must see her coming and go 'here comes the spoon stealing whacko...

where was I?
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