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(Some Guy)   According to a new poll, about 30 percent of Americans haven't seen a single one of their Facebook friends in the past two months   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Facebook, Americans, Facebook friends  
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1933 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2013 at 10:41 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-01 11:13:03 AM  
3 votes:
I only use fb to post pictures of my junk.

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2013-12-01 10:50:27 AM  
3 votes:
90% of my Facebook friends are people I met on Fark.  Why would I want to meet THEM in person?!!
2013-12-01 12:24:26 PM  
1 vote:
What BS - I see my 5.437 friends in real life every day or so...
2013-12-01 11:50:26 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-12-01 11:23:09 AM  
1 vote:
Cue the "I don't/wouldn't ever use Facebook because [reasons]" crowd in 3...2...1...

\They'd be here already but they were out having a lot of fun last night and slept in
\\They're going to make sure you know they were out having a lot of fun last night and slept in and that's why they don't have time for Facebook
\\\Too bad there wasn't another social site other than Fark where they could share that they were out having a lot of fun last night and slept in
2013-12-01 11:14:52 AM  
1 vote:
Call me a stuff shirt, but I rely on LinkedIn for all of my close relationships and sharing pictures of cats.
2013-12-01 10:49:40 AM  
1 vote:

ultraholland: 30% of MySpace users are a single Nigerian scammer.

The other 70% are child predators.
2013-12-01 10:44:48 AM  
1 vote:

TheOnion: Pretty much the only way that would be true would be if 30% of Americans who use Facebook haven't seen *anyone* in the past two months.  Most people have at least 1 family member, 1 co-worker, and 1 regularly seen friend as a Facebook friend.  I'm calling BS on this

I have one friend who only uses facebook to keep in touch with friends she's made overseas.  She refuses to befriend any Americans.  So this applies to her.

Therefore, it can be extrapolated to 30% of Americans.

/you can't argue with therefore.
2013-12-01 09:39:18 AM  
1 vote:
Hey hey hey. This is clearly supposed to be a diss Facebook thread people. Get on board.
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