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(Salon)   "As Christmas, the most stressful time of year approaches, we must remember the value of grandparents, Rob Ford and knocking yourself unconscious"   ( salon.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Rob Ford, religions, Uncle Joe, chewing tobacco, glitters, special meaning, Christmas presents  
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2852 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2013 at 3:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-30 03:33:04 AM  
Wow, there's a parent who just cherishes every moment...with the whiskey bottle.

/Reproduction: it's not for everyone.
2013-11-30 04:16:32 AM  
Alright subby, fess up: you just took the winning result of a Cards Against Humanity hand and submitted it as a Fark headline.
2013-11-30 04:25:13 AM  
This wasn't funny...this wasn't even ha-ha funny. This wasn't even hipster ironic performance art funny.
2013-11-30 04:28:18 AM  
Sorry but this article's humour needed a proper abortion.
2013-11-30 07:42:21 AM  

alice_600: Sorry but this article's humour needed a proper abortion.

Good point. Why would you use a box to knock yourself unconscious when it has glue in it?
2013-11-30 08:19:25 AM  
"Rob Ford and Knocking Yourself Unconscious" is the name of my Sex Pistols cover band.
2013-11-30 10:56:16 AM  
That's right on the funny, alright!
2013-11-30 01:53:27 PM  
I thought it was funny. I am in favour of homemade billy clubs covered in glitter.
2013-11-30 02:46:45 PM  
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