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(Some Guyyyy)   Not news: Italian guy found happily wandering the countryside. News: After taking mushrooms at Glastonbury. Fark: Two years ago   ( wunderground.ie) divider line
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8067 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2013 at 12:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-28 12:30:18 PM  
2 votes:
Came to make a Mario joke, saw that someone beat me so fast it's like they were holding down the B button.
2013-11-28 02:05:59 PM  
1 vote:
It's Tim Benzedrine, looking for a groovy pace to crash with his old lady Hashberry.
2013-11-28 01:15:56 PM  
1 vote:
The Italian Interloper speaks:

They weren't magic mushrooms as you might think. They were just ordinary common button mushrooms, but they were so fresh, and the butter and seasoning was so perfect that I just went crazy for mushrooms and hunted rare mushrooms across the verdant English countryside for two years.

Eventually the police caught up with me and arrested me on a morels charge. I didn't want to be any truffle, but I guess I made a pig of myself.

As an Italian I know the importance of fresh ingredients. There's nothing like a nice pan of mushrooms in a sylvan glade.
2013-11-28 12:20:29 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-28 11:33:45 AM  
1 vote:
Mario, get your sh*t together bro.
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