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(Some Guyyyy)   Not news: Italian guy found happily wandering the countryside. News: After taking mushrooms at Glastonbury. Fark: Two years ago   ( wunderground.ie) divider line
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8068 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2013 at 12:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-28 02:31:17 PM  
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davidphogan: unyon: FTFA:   accidentally eating nearly fifty grams of Hawaiian mushrooms

Yeah, bullshiat.  First off, fifty grams of mushrooms is a metric farkload.  And accidentally eating them in your breakfast sandwich?  I wouldn't believe five grams, let alone fifty.

And you sure as hell would notice them in your sandwich, because they taste like shiat.  Awesome and fun, but they taste like shiat.  Which is why tea is often the means to ingest them, because lots of folks just can't choke them back.

The site seems to want to be a humor site.

Normally I would take the blame for that myself, being somewhat undercaffienated when I read it.  But  in this case, I'm going to pin it on the humour site having a distinct lack thereof.
2013-11-28 12:56:24 PM  
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I'm sorry but this story reeks of BS.  How can someone survive for 2 years tripping balls, surviving on foraging, McDonalds and Starbucks.  Who the hell carries around enough cash and Starbucks gift cards to survive for 2 years.
2013-11-28 12:21:59 PM  
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Up the airy mountain
Down the rushy glen,
We dare n't go a-hunting,
For fear of little men;

Kids, just say no to  Sidhe food or drink.  This guy got off easy compared to Rip Van Winkle

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