mrEdude: nothing funnier than people's physical appearance, eh subtard, and other things they cannot change?Amirite?
phenn: And yet, your remark eludes to mental retardation - another thing someone cannot change about themselves. Tard or retard can be pretty hurtful.
brantgoose: There used to be a guy I'd see on the street from time to time who had a nose like that. It reminds me of a famous Renaissance painting of a wealthy merchant with the same condition.[www.hydroxandhorlix.com image 640x858]If this is the same condition, it is a very mild case.
Jill'sNipple: I'm not saying this because I don't feel for the dude; I'm saying it because I do: If I had this condition I would off myself. I could not live like that.
brantgoose: Another famous painting called the Ugly Duchess was the model for Sir John Tenniel's Duchess illustration for Alice in Wonderland. The original Duchess was a great deal fuglier than Tenniel's caracature. In fact, the Alice in Wonderland Duchess always reminds me of my great-aunt who looked remarkably similar in her later years and wore her long hair up in a bun.Her family was of medieval Anglo-Dutch origin (with Scottish and English) so that might explain the somewhat mannish teutonic look. She was a sweet, devout woman who looked after other people's children for a couple or three generations as she never married. Imagine that Carroll's Duchess was really an old softy behind the somewhat dour face.[www.lewiscarroll.org image 850x1202]Phew! What a Fugger Fugly![www.sexualfables.com image 532x432]
mrEdude: yeah yeah, spelling, bite me I'm on a bus
wambu: I heard he was a big fan of "Leave it to Beaver" and this is his favorite character:[i.imgur.com image 534x402]
Quantum Apostrophe: wambu: I heard he was a big fan of "Leave it to Beaver" and this is his favorite character:[i.imgur.com image 534x402]Is that John Laroquette?
Vector R: His aunt, Caterina Lotto, says his undershirt is often completely soaked in blood that seeps from the sores.The new pope is okay and I feel bad for the guy, but I wouldn't want someone with weeping, bloody sores sitting anywhere near me, either.
danielscissorhands: You know, this Pope guy, he's alright.
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