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(YouTube)   Smoking hot roller derby girl takes it to the streets of L.A. and... yep, Subby just fell in love   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2013-11-28 12:15:40 AM  
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Guess I'm missing the whole butterface thing...I don't see anything wrong with her looks, from head to toe.  Perhaps I should turn in my "hot chick face judge" card, or something.

She's hot.  Period.
2013-11-27 11:37:32 AM  
1 vote:
+1 for the song, love me some Bikini Kill.
2013-11-27 08:47:30 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-27 08:42:03 AM  
1 vote:
Huge Jacksonville Roller Girls fan here. I can't see the video, but if she's not wearing pads she's taking serious risks. Still, for a good night, lots of fun, rowdy fans, over-priced beer, and a risk of permanent injury if you sit in the suicide seats, you can't beat Derby.
2013-11-27 08:21:30 AM  
1 vote:
she should wear a helmet doing that shiat.
2013-11-27 02:38:31 AM  
1 vote:
Nice body, shame about her face.
2013-11-27 02:16:14 AM  
1 vote:
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers

The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) 
The meanest hunk o' woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She is a five foot six and two fifteen 
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
The fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
2013-11-27 01:40:18 AM  
1 vote:
I love the idea of dating a derby chick (no, not one of the enforcers)... but I've always been afraid to because those chicks are always covered in bruises. I could see myself getting grabbed for questioning by a rightfully concerned cop anytime we went out on a date.
2013-11-27 12:05:14 AM  
1 vote:

dj_bigbird: [1-ps.googleusercontent.com image 827x1280]

At least she's wearing PADS, fer chrissakes.  We knew how to do it right back in the 70's.
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