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(Metro)   92-year-old man stopped from buying vodka because he did not: A) Have enough money. B) Wrong time of day. C) Have ID proving he was of age   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-11-26 02:59:45 PM  
3 votes:
I don't always vodka, but when I do, I don't wrong time of day.
2013-11-26 02:13:34 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-11-26 02:32:13 PM  
2 votes:

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2013-11-26 03:45:26 PM  
1 vote:
56 years old, and I still get carded once or twice a year.    In my case, it clearly has nothing to do with the law or store policy.  To me it just seems like a low-paid asshole doing their bit to hassle a brother.  I would also add that the more "relaxed" my attire,the more likely it seems I'll get carded.
2013-11-26 03:33:10 PM  
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Yeah, rules are rules, blah blah. But -- I have no sympathy or tolerance for some paranoid fugitive from public school administration treat me me like some criminal. Oh, and makeup? If I were indeed under 21, and had the talent and chops to make myself look like I'm 63 (which I am) you better believe I'd put those skills to better use than trying to pull one over on some double digit IQ store manager to buy a 6 pack of Saranac.
2013-11-26 03:25:18 PM  
1 vote:
I was in O'Hare on a long layover, having a burger and a beer at the bar in a Chilis or Fridays or some such.  I was about 30 and got carded, but I look young, so no big deal.

Then an old man - 75 if he's a day - walks up to the bar and asks for a Christian Brothers Brandy.  The bartender carded him too.  So I figure they are on 100% ID checks - franchisee policy, or they got busted, or who knows what.

A few minutes later, a proto-cougar in her early 40s sits at the bar and orders a glass of wine.  Bartender cards her.  When he turned around to pour the drink, she swelled up with pride at the thought that the bartender was flirting with her - adjusted her cleavage, fluffed her hair, the works.  I didn't have the heart to burst her bubble.

2013-11-26 03:00:26 PM  
1 vote:

Fell In Love With a Chair: I can't wait for your stupid, entitled generation to farking crumble into dust already

How cute that you think your generation won't be the same way when you're crusty old farts.
2013-11-26 02:53:25 PM  
1 vote:

olddinosaur: I was forced to show an ID last year, and I am 65.

I asked the woman if they gave her an operation to make her so stupid.

How, graceful of you.
2013-11-26 02:50:13 PM  
1 vote:
I was forced to show an ID last year, and I am 65.

I asked the woman if they gave her an operation to make her so stupid.
2013-11-26 02:30:36 PM  
1 vote:
The old man should have dropped his trousers. When the clerk saw the old guy's nuts at kneecap level, that would have proven Grandpa's age.
2013-11-26 02:22:32 PM  
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