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(News On 6 Tulsa)   "Dear Penthouse, It was just a normal day. I was driving my usual UPS route, making my deliveries, when"   ( newson6.com) divider line
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2013-11-26 02:38:02 PM  
4 votes:
CSB:  About 10 years ago one of the UPS drivers that came to my work used to stop in and take his morning break with us.  We'd sit in a circle and shoot the breeze for 10 minutes when the subject of lonely women came up.  He proceeded to call into his voicemail from the office and played 2 different voicemail messages from 2 different women that morning alone, both using language that would make a trucker blush, talking about what they wanted to do with him when he got to their houses.  Took everyone an extra minute to stand up and walk away from that break.
2013-11-26 02:25:57 PM  
3 votes:

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.

How about the German version, i.e. she hangs out at 20 Mark Strasse?
2013-11-26 11:54:08 AM  
3 votes:
She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.
2013-11-26 02:47:22 PM  
2 votes:
back in the day I used to install cable and had on a few occasions had women come to the door in their little teddy nighty and open robe. all but one were either too old or butterfaces. but that one girl got free HBO and Showtime.
2013-11-26 02:46:03 PM  
2 votes:
"The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt"

Well, which is it?
2013-11-26 02:42:07 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-11-26 02:40:21 PM  
2 votes:
The picture showed a bare-chested woman in a UPS shirt and it was posted last week on a personal website by an Oklahoma City area woman who calls herself Mary Ann, a happiness consultant.

I wonder if she has a store in the hammock district.
2013-11-26 02:40:10 PM  
2 votes:
"What really shocked me is that a driver would put himself in this position, no pun intended, and then allow the pictures to be posted publicly," said Brian Bates, founder of JohnTV.com.

Bates got a hold of the pictures and wrote about them on his website, which exposes prostitution in OKC.

A guy named Bates who runs a site exposing hookers and makes obvious puns about sex positions?

This is like comic book naming conventions.
2013-11-26 02:40:05 PM  
2 votes:
oklahoma oklahoma oklahoma !

2013-11-26 02:36:39 PM  
2 votes:
Package delivered! Another satisfied customer. Why fire him?
2013-11-26 02:36:21 PM  
2 votes:
If I were that driver, I'd hold a press conference to brag.
2013-11-26 02:36:01 PM  
2 votes:
What can brown do for to you?

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2013-11-26 02:34:33 PM  
2 votes:
this finally answers the question "what can brown do for you?"
2013-11-26 12:55:21 PM  
2 votes:
The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...
2013-11-26 05:38:54 PM  
1 vote:
UPS drivers are expert in handling your box. That's how they're trained

2013-11-26 05:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-11-26 04:52:14 PM  
1 vote:

buckler: Irving Maimway: kimwim: The other drivers are eager for him to be caught? More likely eager to figure out which route it was so they can get in on the action...

Seriously. Where's the harm here? If the UPS guy is happier going about his rounds, I'm all in favor of it. Sounds like sour grapes from the other drivers.

It cuts into his algorithm-determined time to complete his route.

Their algorithm doesn't include sexy-time delays?

Must have been written by someone in IT.
2013-11-26 03:43:49 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-11-26 03:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
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Was that wrong?
2013-11-26 02:59:44 PM  
1 vote:

Hobodeluxe: This guy has mommy issues is so appallingly ugly that even hookers turn him down most likely.

2013-11-26 02:59:18 PM  
1 vote:

gweilo8888: Cyberluddite: "UPS driver" has to at least be in the top 5 or so.


Nah.. chicks dig UPS drivers.

Dude is dependable.. clearly has a job..
and any time she wanst him to show up, she can order some shoes.

and being union, sill have decent pay and bennies if she can sink her meathooks into him eventually.   A prime target,

for prime entrapment, ship herself some sugar pills in a box, and she can claim they are delivery birth control pills, so he doesnt need to worry about sheathing up.  20 days later, she knows if she has trapped herself a provider.
2013-11-26 02:50:55 PM  
1 vote:

DrunkWithImpotence: I can think of a gazillion legal liabilities in terms of potential harassment suits alone if UPS allowed things like this.  The short version is, no company will ever let you get away with farking anyone, customer, client, employee, supplier, ANYONE if you are on the clock on in uniform or in any way conducting official business.

In this case it looks like both of em had a grand time, and a bit of a giggle.  No harm, no foul.  But in this day and age, rules get applied to everyone.  Yes, I know, it does suck.

I'd also prefer not having to wipe off my Amazon package before opening it.
2013-11-26 02:50:45 PM  
1 vote:
She was just doing her job, man. Just doing her job.
2013-11-26 01:21:38 PM  
1 vote:

dj_bigbird: She's a "happiness consultant." I hadn't heard that one before.

Never watched "Hung" on HBO?
2013-11-26 12:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
I can't judge this without access to more significant source material.
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