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(The Local)   Bad knots 'turn Xmas trees into killers'   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Christmas trees, german foreign minister, CDU, German Army  
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2748 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2013 at 8:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-26 08:56:58 AM  
so, the war is back on?

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2013-11-26 09:01:10 AM  
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2013-11-26 09:09:40 AM  
Little full.

Lot of sap.
2013-11-26 09:10:47 AM  
For some reason I read that as people decorating their trees with some sort of ribbon knots that made the tree appear to be evil.
2013-11-26 09:11:52 AM  
This is knot going to end well.
2013-11-26 09:13:46 AM  
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2013-11-26 09:14:45 AM  

Bad knots 'turn Xmas trees into killers'

A bad knot, see, can ruin your whole day.
2013-11-26 09:15:41 AM  
Funniest thing I ever saw regarding someone bringing a christmas tree home was when we were in FL 10 yrs ago.. The wife and I picked one up in her old 352, so we had it in the back seat. On the way home we passed a Stingray. The tree was in the passenger seat, between, I'm assuming, the legs of the guys wife. She had her arms wrapped around it and head leaning out the side of the car. I really wish I had taken a picture of it.
2013-11-26 09:17:12 AM  
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2013-11-26 09:18:15 AM ok for mattresses

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2013-11-26 09:31:19 AM  
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2013-11-26 09:31:29 AM  

Gonz: Little full.

Lot of sap.

"dad, that tree wouldn't fit in our yard!"

"it's not going in our yard, russ, it's going in our living room"
2013-11-26 09:35:40 AM  
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2013-11-26 09:41:39 AM  
Up next: a shocking expose on the creepy dude in the red suit who climbs into your house and watches your kids while they sleep!!!
2013-11-26 09:48:44 AM  
I'm thinking the lack of doors and windows on your car are the bigger safety threat
2013-11-26 10:57:01 AM  
Yeah, you better "knot" mention that again you farking cork soaker.
2013-11-26 11:17:15 AM  
Just ask Sonny Bono how dangerous trees can be.
2013-11-26 11:21:35 AM  
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2013-11-26 01:14:28 PM  
Is this story true? I'm a frayed knot.
2013-11-26 01:17:34 PM  
You let a Christmas tree into your house just once
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The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up
2013-11-26 04:21:02 PM  
"Even in the middle of a stressful day buying a tree, we are calling for people to just take the time to make sure they have a proper belt

First they worry over loose trees falling off cars, then they openly advocate drinking and driving?
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