Phil Clinton: It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine *wink* *wink*...
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.
Mikey1969: Bucky Katt: Mikey1969: I'm curious how people can even measure the length of their johnson in the first place. I can't be alone, but I would bet that my wood can vary by at least an inch in length and as much in girth depending on any number of factors. it also varies greatly in length at parade rest. I'm just not sure how they can come up with an "average" if every guy has variations like this.As for me, I feel no need to lie, my wife has never complained, so it doesn't really matter to me how I "measure up"...You're overthinking it.How? It's never quite the same size twice in a row, so I have seriously wondered how they could have established an "average" in the first place. I don't know how that's overthinking anything.
gunsmack: craigdamage: I lost 60 lbs last year.god!! my dick looks huge!*knucks*Only about 40, but I know the feeling.
Lady Indica: Small penis humiliation is so profitable though!
GungFu: It's not my fault if my penis is larger than most people I see in the locker room.They should have an erection like I always do.
LikeALeafOnTheWind: Phil Clinton: It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine *wink* *wink*...it leaves them in stiches?
wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.
cgremlin: El Pachuco: and isn't shaped like a letter from the Russian alphabet
lewismarktwo: Oldiron_79: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.LOL good one.As an ugly man with a large cawk Id gladly trade an inch or two of length for a point of two of looks because having a big one dont help you till you get the woman to fark you in the first place. Ill garantee you a 7 with a 5" cawk gets more pussy than a 5 with a 7" cawk.Have you tried being rich?
El Pachuco: From browsing 4chan, I have learned that it wasn't my above-average length or girth that made me popular. It was because what I have isn't buried in fat or hair, and isn't shaped like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and lasts more than 14 seconds. Ladies, you have my sympathy - I've never met a single vajayjay as weird as a 4chan poster's dick.
casual disregard: hervatski: Heterosexual men think of other men's penis a little too much.Hey now, there's nothing we love more than a nice big penis.The way I think about it is there are women (and men I guess) for whom size matters and then there are those for whom it does not matter. If your partner does not like your body, you don't need a new body, you need a new partner.Strictly speaking in terms of size preference, though, women certainly have the advantage. A woman unsatisfied by the size of her partner's penis can most likely find a new partner with a better penis. The dude who gets left behind is rather attached to his own penis.
OgreMagi: I was in the pool! There was shrinkage!
Dreamless: GungFu: It's not my fault if my penis is larger than most people I see in the locker room.They should have an erection like I always do.Your penis is larger than people? Yikes!
Kyoki: Richard Pryor:Biatch, I'm gonna find me some new pn55y.N!663r, you had two more inches of dick, you'd find some new pn55y right here.Classic.
Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage./have a big tonker? you are not welcome here//my vagina is not taking resumes at the moment so don't ask
Notabunny: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.years of practice set me head and shoulders above the rest
sleeper2995: Woman talk about not dating men with a average penis size and no one bats an eye. Say you don't date girls because of their waist size and everyone loses their minds.
Bareefer Obonghit: 3 inches high, 8 inches wide. Looks like a bundt cake with cool whip in the middle for serving.
fusillade762: Are penises, then, like people, getting bigger?Why would getting fat make your penis bigger?
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So this id the part where I'm subtle about offering WIE and being over 7" right?
Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every time
FarkinHostile: I blame my dad.(Hangs head)
dahmers love zombie: Well, I don't know. I'm around 7 inches if the Cialis really kicks in, but we've got this big pink 9 inch latex monstrosity that vibrates, and when you put my wife together with THAT thing PLUS her Hitachi Magic Wand in the other hand, really all I need to do is fetch her a drink when she's done.
Smeggy Smurf: That has to be the most farked up thing I've seen in my 10 years on Fark. Well played snarkmeister
Lsherm: Who's lying? 5-7 is the "average" size. So for every Ken Jeong a motherfarker like me comes along swinging a Paul Bunyan wood to average it all out.If you get any lip about your cock just turn it back on her. "You know, you're the first woman I've slept with where it's really difficult to feel anything. I've never experienced that before. It's like your vagina is extra big, you know? Like a Kardashian's. Maybe you should see a doctor about it."
Mister Buttons: Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every timeYou forgot big SUVs and trucks. Maybe that falls under the money category though.
Lsherm: If you get any lip about your cock just turn it back on her.
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