Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's not how big it is, it's how sincere your tearful apology is twenty-four seconds later.
Lsherm: If you get any lip about your cock just turn it back on her.
hervatski: Heterosexual men think of other men's penis a little too much.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If the average penis is just under six inches, and the average vagina is approximately 8-inches deep, there is over 4,734 miles of unused pussy in the United States.
Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every time
Mister Buttons: Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every timeYou forgot big SUVs and trucks. Maybe that falls under the money category though.
vudukungfu: If you gals weren't stuffing your galdang koonts with pooltoys an' huge dildos, us average guys with nominally sized whales peni wouldn't be all shunned by you hallway ramming stampeding the exit showcase inflatable pool toy gash stashers.
wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.
Lsherm: Who's lying? 5-7 is the "average" size. So for every Ken Jeong a motherfarker like me comes along swinging a Paul Bunyan wood to average it all out.If you get any lip about your cock just turn it back on her. "You know, you're the first woman I've slept with where it's really difficult to feel anything. I've never experienced that before. It's like your vagina is extra big, you know? Like a Kardashian's. Maybe you should see a doctor about it."
Phil Clinton: It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine *wink* *wink*...
Prevailing Wind: wellreadneck: One of the best things about being gay is that if I'm disappointed, I can just flip him over.You realize that is about the most imminently quotable queerism ever right?/notagay//butthatthereisdamnfunny///3's
Smeggy Smurf: That has to be the most farked up thing I've seen in my 10 years on Fark. Well played snarkmeister
whatshisname: Sock Ruh Tease: Guys can make up for a small penis in one of two ways:1) Money2) CunnilingusWorks every time3) Technique
dahmers love zombie: Well, I don't know. I'm around 7 inches if the Cialis really kicks in, but we've got this big pink 9 inch latex monstrosity that vibrates, and when you put my wife together with THAT thing PLUS her Hitachi Magic Wand in the other hand, really all I need to do is fetch her a drink when she's done.
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