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(Fansided)   Jose Canseco arrested for sex trafficking   ( fansided.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Jose Canseco, sex slaves, goats, rear-view mirrors  
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4169 clicks; posted to Sports » on 21 Nov 2013 at 9:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-11-21 09:29:43 AM  
Kids, man.  Not cool.
2013-11-21 09:32:52 AM  
So Jose is dating Stevie Nicks?
2013-11-21 09:43:59 AM  
His twitter account is the best.  He solicits funding for biz ideas he comes up with and directs questions to his business manager.  His business manager uses a MSN email account.  I.E. "Looking for investors for my new indoor hitting facility in Vegas. Email my manager joemel­endez[nospam-﹫-backwards]n­sm­*com"  Jose also tried to get elected to the MLB All-Start game last year.  I swear he is unintentionally the funniest twitter account ever.
2013-11-21 09:44:21 AM  
remeber kids, @ the edge of a cliff, they'll push back
2013-11-21 09:47:16 AM  
To make matters better, the goat was wearing a diaper.

At least he is practicing safe sex
2013-11-21 10:36:44 AM  
"Jose Canseco pulled over by cops with goat wearing diaper in his car"

Didn't know cops could ride around with diaper wearing goats.

Glad to see a Farker is employed writing headlines for sports sites.

2013-11-21 11:10:02 AM  

wxboy: Kids, man.  Not cool.

We're done here.
2013-11-21 11:31:13 AM  
I wish the public wasn't so gruff w/ Canseco
2013-11-21 11:49:46 AM  
That's pretty baaaad.
2013-11-21 12:55:18 PM  

Hang On Voltaire: I swear he is unintentionally the funniest twitter account ever.

I remember looking at it awhile ago. It had a "nice" blend of random business propositions like you said, mixed in with seemingly random stream-of-consciousness ramblings.
2013-11-21 01:03:54 PM  

wxboy: Kids, man.  Not cool.

2013-11-21 02:37:54 PM  
"..but you fark ONE goat.."
2013-11-21 02:38:26 PM  
2013-11-21 04:22:38 PM  
Not sure who fell the fastest and the farthest Jose Canseco or Terrell Owens
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