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(Sky.com)   Don't let your cows walk on your roof, silly weaver (pic)   ( news.sky.com) divider line
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2013-11-21 08:49:57 AM  
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2013-11-21 09:21:44 AM  
If it wasn't for the weavers, what would you do?  You wouldn't have your cloth that's made of wool.
2013-11-21 09:44:33 AM  
Could have been worse. Not sure how. Mastodons?
2013-11-21 09:49:45 AM  
It is not polite to call out Farkers in headlines.
2013-11-21 09:49:45 AM  
I was wondering why a picture showed the strings cut from the loom when she was careful to say that both cows missed it.

/knows nothing about looms
//or a whole lot about cows
///plummeting or otherwise
2013-11-21 09:53:28 AM  
I see a cow....on the roof of a cotton house.
2013-11-21 09:53:45 AM  
English cow shenanigans trifecta in play.
2013-11-21 09:54:01 AM  
What did you do now Weaver95?
2013-11-21 09:59:31 AM  
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red angus...
2013-11-21 10:14:47 AM  
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
2013-11-21 11:40:40 AM  
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You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.
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