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(Sun Sentinel)   Doctor arrested after his female patient realizes that whips and sex toys aren't part of your typical checkup   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, female patients, Florida Department of Health, BrettClarkson, medical, osteopathic medicine, administrative hearings, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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2013-11-20 09:49:15 PM  
2 votes:
1. Chick suffers from depression.
2. Chick initiated kinky relationship.
3. Doctor was giving her money for food, and sample packs of medicine.

Conclusion: don't start an S&M relationship with a farked up welfare biatch.
2013-11-20 08:25:00 PM  
2 votes:
the doctor of osteopathy

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2013-11-20 08:23:41 PM  
2 votes:
Was he treating her for "hysteria?"
2013-11-20 08:36:01 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: According to the report, the woman "believed this was therapy" and told deputies that Simon told her it would help her.
"I don't really like it but he told me it would help," the woman was quoted as telling investigators.

However, earlier in the article, it stated:  According to a Sheriff's Office report, Simon referred to the sessions - there were about 15 between in the year leading up to December 2011 - as "punishment therapy."

So, let me get this straight. She didn't "really like" this "therapy" so much that she came back for more of the same "therapy" 15 times in the course of a year.

Oooooookaaaaaayyy ...
2013-11-20 07:51:32 PM  
1 vote:
allergies to whips and sex toys are easily treated, so it makes sense to rule them out early in the diagnostic process.

also, he wasn't a doctor, he was a chiropractor osteopath.
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