NickelP: Join in?
Blushing Wall Flower: I bet names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
skybreaker: Blushing Wall Flower: I bet names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.Ok, Jen.
Bugerz: Blushing Wall Flower: I bet names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.Sure thing, Jen.
imontheinternet: Try not to think about the mass of gyrating, wrinkly flesh that your mom is probably in right now.
Blushing Wall Flower: Hey you potato sacks of trouble, my name is spelled with TWO 'n's. Don't forget it.
PolloDiablo: In all seriousness, who the fark just "pops by" without calling first? Who the fark does that?
Earguy: The only thing that would be right would be to make sure mom is aware of STDs. Many older people who've been married since, oh, 1960 may not be too aware, though many are.
NickelP: std's are supposedly most common among senior citizens. apparently they figure they can't get preggors and are old anyway so fark it. Next time your mom seems itchy and irritable just remember this.
Incorrigible Astronaut: The good thing about having group sex when you're old is that if you get an STD it's like, "what's the worst it can do? Kill me?"
atlfarkette: Just out of curiosity...Does your mom look more like this?[static.panoramio.com image 680x1024]Or this?[www.diabetesmine.com image 300x195]I need to know for the sake of my own mental picture.
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